i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
20.11.2025 02:25 — 👍 6806 🔁 1503 💬 82 📌 85I’m at the point in my cycle where I’m gonna cry at everything
28.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It’s worth it, plus didn’t realise he was in midsomer what a film!
28.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it
28.10.2025 16:13 — 👍 132 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 4Sending love x
28.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh this is sad. The documentary on him was haunting
28.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How this email finds me
28.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s that? You’ve some time off work? Perfect time to injure yourself by merely existing
21.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0It’s in the dishwasher so
21.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was lovely thanks ☺️
21.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s in the wash
21.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every single time I open Facebook I regret it immediately
21.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
❤️ 🌊 🐝
20.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you ☺️
20.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you ☺️
20.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you ☺️
20.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am ‘I bought a nice mug with my birthday money’ years old
20.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Sign in a patisserie above a range of small biscuits/cookies: "Life is short Eat me quick"
The perfect breakfast in bed
15.10.2025 09:17 — 👍 95 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0He’s not here right now but I will next time I see him
15.10.2025 08:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been sleeping with my feet outside of the blankets every night in hopes I would be finally dragged into hell.
14.10.2025 14:46 — 👍 52 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams
12.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 72 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0
*throws caution to the wind*
*gets covered in caution*
Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face
11.06.2025 21:23 — 👍 173 🔁 41 💬 6 📌 1
Woke up to a foxy visitor in my garden
15.10.2025 07:35 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
When you tell your kids something that they already know but didn’t
12.10.2025 08:01 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s how you make your peace inside yourself knowing this
11.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would have left Kevin Home Alone too.
08.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Send this to your coworker for them to wonder if it’s them or someone else
10.10.2025 08:42 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
