Kaitlyn Booth

The rain is a paid actor.

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Thanks to an informal experiment I've been conducting, early findings suggest that the best way to prevent YouTube from radicalizing young men is to watch K-Pop content. The K-Pop algorithm is way stronger than those losers, and you get to watch a bunch of really awesome people be awesome on stage.

As someone actually did overdose on Tylenol [and Ibuprofen] in a suicide attempt in 2003, this entire grift is amusing me far too much.

If you think my card draw luck for the #Spiderman #MagicTheGathering pre-release was somehow inproved from #FinalFantasy, you'll all be pleased to know I had to mulligan a hand after drawing 7 lands. #MTGxSpiderman #MTGxFinalFantasy

Apparently, the rapture is happening on the 23rd, and the poetic irony that I'll be prepping for a colonoscopy on that day is hilarious.

I saw someone say that the "blueberry" comment will stick with that little girl because, in kid logic, it makes it sound like it was her fault. Without trauma dumping, I can confirm that one poorly worded statement to a kid about something not their fault/out of their control will stick with them.

Who says getting older means you have to be boring? It just means balance, and I balanced out my 39th birthday with plush. Please enjoy this picture of Cashew's adorable face.

I really appreciated anyone who left me birthday wishes the other day. If you're wondering how my next foray into adulthood is going, when my parents asked what I wanted for a present, I said a mop and a squishmallow that shared my name and spelling.

Once again, the NYAD towel I got from #Netflix a few years ago is coming in clutch. It's that weird, super-thin material that the mere idea of putting on my body makes my skin crawl, but this is Apartment Disaster #2, where it has stepped in to soak up leaking water.

If you ever want to first hand account of how stupid the American healthcare system is, just be someone who needs prescription eyedrops.

Three panel comic: 1st panel: Two crudely drawn stick men: Stick man 1: to make art that is popular you have to be really good at drawing 2nd panel: stick man 2: but if that’s true 3rd panel: both characters are looking at a spot beneath the comic (where the likes are) Stick man 2: why does this comic have thousands of likes?

“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”

I despised Rebel Moon but I unironically love his Watchmen adaptation and Sucker Punch. It's why I always laugh when people accuse me of being a hater.

Bush should have left more of you behind.

Could Zack Snyder Have a Place in Gunn & Safran's DCU via Elseworlds? Is there a place for Zack Snyder in the new DCU? We think he could make an epic entry into the Elseworlds collection of films.

The Superman, James Gunn, and Zack Snyder discourse is so boring. There is nuance. The Snyder versions of the characters are more than likely not coming back, but (as I said 2+ years ago) Snyder could make a banger one-off, buckwild Elseworlds film.

Still parsing out all of my thoughts on #Highest2Lowest, but the 4th wall break when the Yankees fan turns, looks directly at the camera, and yells "Boston sucks!" might one of my favorite moments of the year.

The only people who should be invested in the box office of any film are: 1. the studio. 2. Industry pundits [Yo]. 3. The cast and crew, but only if they gave a deal where they get royalties from the box office. Joe and Jill Normal should not give a shit.

I recently used mine when water started leaking down my walls into my bathroom. I'm not losing my towels to apartment BS again, so Netflix came in clutch.

Here's a sentence I never thought I'd say, but man, the pharmaceutical lobbyists are going to be the saving grace for this one.

Yeah and if I can crash the local press screenings, I bring them too, and not going to lie seeing that "my kid is in her element and I'm so proud" look on their faces hits just as hard at almost 40.

I go with my parents almost every time I go to visit. I took to Thunderbolts* in May and it was great.

The image one hits me even as a full-time writer for a website. All it takes is one trigger-happy lawyer, and you have a copyright lawsuit that can wreck you. Getty and Shutterstock aren't cheap, either.

With #SupermanMovie coming out this weekend and the absolute hellscape this website is going to turn into, this tumblr post spoke to me. #Superman

I sure would love to see #Superman right now, but
@warnerbrospictures.bsky.social decided UT wasn't worthy of a press screening. Apparently, the massive family audience, along with a thriving indie movie scene, isn't worthy of being able to see the film early, so critics can do our jobs.

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It's such a small thing, but as a woman, I cannot tell you how much I appreciate Zora's slick back, tight ponytails, and buns in #JurassicWorldRebirth. The costume designer did a great job with a practical, but still feminine outfit, but a ponytail with no flyaways? We love.

I just got confirmation that Salt Lake City is getting absolutely no screening of #Superman for press. I love how studios make it impossible to live anywhere but LA and NY, and actually do this job decently. It's absolutely ridiculous in a digital age.

and maybe my destroyed nerves will calm the hell down.

monitors for my desktop. Tonight, I moved my entire workspace into my bedroom, even though that's the last space you are supposed to work in. I moved my writing desk into my living room, and I guess I'm here until these people move out. I can still hear them, but at least the shaking has stopped,

I hit my breaking point today and was so hysterical on the phone with my dad that he asked if I needed to go to the hospital. When I explained to him exactly how this was affecting me, he got it. My TV, which was my second monitor and mounted to my wall, died recently, so now I have two regular

need an attempt at quiet feet because when I say they go for hours and it is nearly non-stop, I'm not kidding. I don't react well to sudden loud noises or changes like this, it's why I don't watch a lot of horror, so I've been getting a constant jump scare at all hours all the time for months.