mira mira on the wall

oh really? my b, i must have missed that

i feel bad for huda. she's the kind of person these shows love bc she TRULY cannot filter herself. she could've used this to her advantage--jeremiah WAS an ass for not talking to her after last night, all she had to do was be a bit less explosive and she would've come off sympathetic #loveislandusa

"think of it as america protecting you"
america:

#loveislandusa

to be clear i am NOT an ace follower i just thought it was a hilarious (and pretty true) line from austin (who's a rumored trump supporter)

#loveislandusa

tn has taught me the sad yet amusing fact that democracy and the american vote are more effective on love island than they are in our actual political system #loveislandusa

leonardo dicaprio is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and smiling with the words yasssss written below him ALT: leonardo dicaprio is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and smiling with the words yasssss written below him

me @ the producers rn:

#loveislandusa

i fear that was my reaction as well... never have i ever related to ace more than in that moment

literally... why not make it a 2 for 1 special SSKDKJAKSLJDKLA

my theory (obv could be wrong) is that amaya thought hannah was over charlie. she didn't want to date him bc it's icky to date your bestie's ex. hannah seemed super into pepe meanwhile charlie was pulling lots of girls for chats in a seemingly petty way. i think amaya was trying to do hannah right

i am SO excited omg

agreed!! i was hoping it would've been taylor but hannah acted like she was super into pepe and super over charlie soooo sorry girl but you lowkey brought this upon yourself

no bc... you're not wrong

the producers were EVIL for making them stand up individually and choose on the spot!! MESSY!

y'all i dislike ace as much as the next woman with an iota of sense but you cannot deny that the man is good tv... i mean TELL ME this scene wasn't straight out of The Office skhdkjshasdjkh #loveislandusa

WOOHOO now THAT'S what i call reality television!!!!!! ts had me clutching my pearls and laughing my ass off, brava bravissima!!!!! #loveislandusa

LITERAL ARTISTRY CHEF'S KISS

"menace" being "men" + "ace" really does describe this season i fear 😭😭😭😭😭😭

girl i'm hoping to god the people see the light and GET ACE OFF OUR ISLAND

literally. GET HIM OUTTTTT

ngl i support amaya's raspy little ass LMFAO the girl's got gumption #loveislandusa

ok look. im a diehard leftist and honestly austin gave me Decent Person vibes ever since his silly little ep1 convo w chelley about frogs. like im not saying he's a catch but he's not evil and he's kinda a cutie patootie (yep, the bar is in hell) #loveislandusa

literally

he's a toxic little weasel and i need him OUT of this here villa

I KNOW THATS RIGHT

did anyone else find tonight's ep lowkey stressful and depressing? maybe i'm just hormonal but i feel kinda sick in the stomach... like everything was going wrong 😔 #loveislandusa

chelley needs to drop ace like a hot potato. honey that loser is NOT your man #loveislandusa

hands down best part of tonight's ep was the CIERRA CHELLEY KISSSSS WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO #loveislandusa

sigh... the math is beginning to math

facts