✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨

red and yellow sunflowers

🌻🖤

“you’re just doing this for attention”
my bad i thought this was the give me attention app

Eventually, I’ll get to each and every one of you.

This may be a new app but we are all very old so rewording stolen jokes isn’t going to work here

I should get to sleep. I have a long day of pretending to work tomorrow

we could run towards each other from opposite ends of the pedestrian tunnel if you want to

My son has literally eaten everything in the house...condiments...everything

your email found me so now they have to hide and it’s my turn to seek

Waiting for waterfalls to chase me.

oh ya! i liked the first season alright, second is meh you say?

My teen: This family meeting could have been a group chat.

Closeup of a brown cottontail rabbit

They get close to me and I feel special or maybe I just smell like rabbit ass

duke nukem with he eyes crossed out he is dead

Federal Agents CAUGHT And TORTURED My Altar Ego Until He Was Driven To Suicide

You Can NOT Trust Everyone In The "Sky". Their Intentions Are Nebulous At Best And Cloudy On A Rainy Day

Rest In Power Bicycle Hater Preach The Good Word In Heaven

I Will Be Traveling To "Home Depot" Grocery Store And Investigating ALL "Milwaukee" Brand Tools For Signs Of Wisconsin

I Challenged Numerous Employees To Name Ten "Facts" About Wisconsin And They Could Only Say "Cheese". This Is NOT A Photo And I Will Get "Graphic" With Violence

Forget everything I said before

I think one day all the shit I post on social media, will be held against me in a court of law.

Free time is my least favorite time . . . it gives my mind time to wander into the darkest parts of my soul.

Woke up with weekend energy and weekday responsibilities. I’m suing

I don't use ai but I have no doubt it uses me 😠

A multivitamin is not going to fix me.

I feel sad when I am not around other people. I also feel sad when I am around them, but for different reasons.

if no one has told you lately, you're annoying.

I don't want to know what's going on in the real world anymore. My little made-up one is WAY less crazy.

gonna be a big boy! our grey one was like that too and i don’t think she hit full size till about 5. she’s so much bigger than we realized she was gonna be 😂

oh yeah, i can hear you much better now. worth a try, but now you know.

he looks some sweet. love his little ears 💖

I Have Been "Repossessed" By The Ghost Of A Dead Poster And Now I Am Driven To Post In Big Letters

i love this for you, feels right. welcome back to the big letters & happy repo day 2 u.

Doing whippets in the restaurant walk-in with a couple of extraterrestrials, cracking up every time we try to say ‘phenomenon’ – their laughter sounds like air being let out of a tire