ive created nothing in the past few months but HEY i achieved SOMETHING

nice

it’s a sign he’s meant for the west coast. like i legit didn’t get what was weird about what he said for a minute hahahahaivedranksomuchliquidkalesaveme

thank you!!! he is already a disaster 1 session in im so proud of him 🥲

also nym doing cartwheels in chainmail goddamn he's putting taht +1 strength to WORK

nym is dancing around trailing sparkles from the blood of lethander on his back yelling BROTHER! BROTHER!! LOOK AT MY SPARKLES. Thoryn, looking exhausted is suffering from bloodlessness after letting Astarion feed on him: sighs and says "i see your fucking sparkles jesus christ"

in case anyone was wondering how thoryn and nym have been doing here is a real thing that happenrd last mp session.

phenomenal. this is it exactly. this is perfect. i love it. i love us we're disasters

hes a paladin with 0 braincells and a lot of anxiety. a stressed out golden retriever puppy. a deeply repressed elf that plays with he sword all day (literally)

im doing d&d for the first time and made my first character and i uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh drew him please clap

taking like 6 months off of writing fic has been extremely necessary for my brain and while i do plan on coming back to finish off fics like PB, it's reaaaaaaaally hard for me to make myself /want/ to do that when fandom entitlement is at an all time high. i'm not a fucking content factory.

i really love and appreciate all of the thoughtful, supportive comments people leave on my fics 🙏 really motivates me to continue. thanks.

i can NOT romance astarion in this playthrough but holy shit my durge is like a foot and a half taller than him and could yeet him like a fuckin frisbee how can i NOT at least see if they will lift astarion up against the tree

i love playing drow b/c you can just walk into every goblin/Absolute encounter and no one questions you. and you can cast dancing lights :)

new durge just dropped

it happened

when i worked at a zoo with free roaming animals we had to be on high alert for people trying to feed the animals b/c it's so so so so so dangerous and people do not realize. and they assume if they keep jsut enough distance, they won't get bitten, but if an animal has rabies it will just go aggro

she should absolutely not do that, if she gets bitten she IMMEDIATELY will have to go to the hospital and go on a course of rabies shots (there are a lot, and they're PAINFUL) because once symptoms show, it's too late, you're dead. not sick, dead. you can't play with that shit it's so serious.

i dont have coffee and i cant leave my place because covid this is it im giving up ive had a good run life over now bye

is it extra bad to smoke weed when you have covid asking for a friend

anyways guess whos about to drop a stupid amount of money on a stupid phone and then curl up under my desk and cry for 15 hours in jobless existential angst

due to various updates/drivers/etc causing issues, i'd say i've had to troubleshoot my PC about 10 times in the past 2 years. my mac products? like 3 times. and yeah, my laptop did shit the bed last year, but it was a hardware issue that was somewhat my own fault lol

i would definitely never evangelize for the company, and i definitely wouldn't give up my PC if i had the choice, but PCs & microsoft products are absolutely not user friendly and require a MASSIVE knowledge base to use properly, and even then, when shit fucks up it could be 10000 different things

android/PC users never want to admit that apple products are superior but i'm sorry they just are. yeah, there are downsides, and apple fucking sucks as a company, and planned obsolescence etc., but as someone who has extensively used both, apple shit is infinitely more user friendly and manageable

god why are iphones so fucking expensive. it's absolutely ridiculous, paying $2k for something that costs MAX like $100 to manufacture.

and i hate so much when ppl are like 'just get an android!!' androids are buggy messes and i depend on being able to sync calendars n files n shit for WORK

i think we can all agree that the arcane tower dog collar belongs on astarion

the perpetual cycle of feeling too sick to eat but then feeling extremely hungry so you make yourself food but then the smell of the food makes you feel even more sick but you're feeling hungrier and hungrier but you can't swallow a bite without gagging and ahHGHfjjghdjgjkgjkk

imma multiclass him at some point b/c sorcerers are kinda boring imo but im just at level 3 so i'm sticking with just one class for now

my new durge sorcerer is low key kinda cute tho (feat blurry gremlin cryptid in background)

i spent like three years not getting sick once, then this past year i’m laid out like once every two months and i fuckin hate it. everything aches, can’t keep food down, constantly dehydrated, stuffed up, headache, exhaustion - all things i did NOT sign a consent form about.

halsin is the friend you go do shrooms in the forest with and have just the best day staring at clouds and leaves and listening to birds and vibing quietly like

we all know that guy. he's that exact Kind of Guy. sincerely into hiking. gardens. has fucking weird taste in music. brews his own beer