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No one talks about how aggressive a baby’s cuteness aggression is like they will literally try to eat you alive 😅

15.12.2024 10:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of the more bizarre things in hindsight is the fact people used to literally get bullied for playing video games. not even the runescape nerds who deserved it, EVERYTHING was off limits for a while where i lived.

imagine being scared ppl find out you play Elden Ring nowadays LOL

12.12.2024 00:23 — 👍 1173    🔁 51    💬 87    📌 16

Can confirm.

08.12.2024 08:50 — 👍 56631    🔁 8619    💬 2429    📌 805

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

07.12.2024 09:54 — 👍 34216    🔁 4250    💬 112    📌 305

I'd like to remind everyone that Kendrick Lamar said in a blanket statement that he doesn't respect white comedians who disrespect Black women and Andrew Schulz and everyone who has ever heard Andrew Schultz knew exactly who Kendrick was talking about. That's something.

05.12.2024 16:34 — 👍 4155    🔁 340    💬 82    📌 29

According to Billionaire Island, this wasn't supposed to happen for another ten years.

05.12.2024 23:48 — 👍 2918    🔁 455    💬 45    📌 10

I am so tired of seeing posts by people refusing to believe others read faster than them. Some people aren’t watching tv or spending a thousand hours on their phone. You’d be amazed how many books you can read if you try. Stop judging folks for how they spend their free time gosh.

06.12.2024 04:09 — 👍 1965    🔁 100    💬 60    📌 33

I don’t have Spotify so YouTube sent me this 😅

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It makes me so angry that this brilliant exceptionally qualified woman could’ve been our next President yet many people chose a disgusting piece of shit criminal instead.

03.12.2024 01:50 — 👍 21813    🔁 2287    💬 819    📌 170

“reading fics is for jobless people” the best fic you’ll ever read is written by women in their 40s with incredibly successful corporate jobs that allow them to buy ungodly amounts of merch, i promise you

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The answer really is fuck no.

23.11.2024 22:55 — 👍 20115    🔁 2642    💬 240    📌 165

promoting yourself as an artist is so frustrating because you’ll feel like you’re shoving your stuff down everyone’s throats and then there’s someone like “wait u have a comic???”

24.11.2024 01:10 — 👍 17964    🔁 2420    💬 269    📌 193

PLAN B IS STILL AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. STOCK UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS. It has a four year shelflife.

21.11.2024 02:33 — 👍 7376    🔁 1782    💬 213    📌 101