Big Dick Enbergy

Palo Alto is your sleeper.

AI

If you want to fix the drumming, now would be the time.

Which model of Moog did he own?

It's 2025. Bingo sucks. Stop playing it.

As a middle aged fan, it's important to me to point out that Maurice Lucas would now be dribbling LaMelo's head.

Covid is an asshole.

Huh.

Interviewer: So it is high concept?
Knower: Holy God, yes.

No sexy lady has fucked a metallurgist in the last 30 years.

Overly loud carnival barker who accurately guesses length of penis. Bribable.

Science could harness the power of ant labor to solve our energy needs, but they're just afraid to do it.

So does locking up thousands of Palestinians without trial as a policy for decades.

If you don't get the seat you want, then make sure to point out the dangers of unevenly weighted passengers/cargo then helpfully suggest an advantageous arrangement for your comfort.

@meredithsalenger.bsky.social would know. She has played a pair of Melanies.

What are they planing on doing with the Maine oyster farmer?

The food you now try to make for the family will never be good enough for her. She has tasted now what is possible.

You deserve this awfulness.

Do it, lady.

With that title, I just assumed Tyler Perry finally forsake God.

I cybersquatted "codpiece.com" for a while. It was my ticket out.

My first novel Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Dreams has been described as "insufferable".

Good idea. Ask your lawyer what they think.

So-ros. Like Zorros.

When you ask for directions, the guys in basketball shorts always give you absolutely flawless instructions, but they can only deliver those instructions while tossing around their shit right in front of you. Just completely heedless to eye traffic.

Got to get that easy money.

Yeah you would. What caused a cool Young Dracula to turn into a fucking dick?

Either Soros or ICE, man.

But under no circumsances is the rug salvalgable, right? I can't just let the body fall from the rug into the pit, then roll back up the rug, then throw it in the back of the Subaru, and then take it back into the house and put under the coffee table again? Even if I'm very careful, just let it go?