Big Dick Enbergy andymays - Bluesky Statics

You also will wonder why a Neil Diamond impersonator has ripped-to-shit tree trunk thighs, but I feel that it helps to suspend your disbelief a little bit.

01.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kate Hudson shines.

01.03.2026 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's a crowd pleaser.

01.03.2026 04:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You two could pal around together.

28.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hey, @assbott.bsky.social . Come meet this horse.

28.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And police dogs.

28.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, we're not going to get our Star Trek years.

28.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also never wanted kids, and I wish half of the population thought the way we do.

28.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's the Oscar statue.

28.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Them's some toned legs, Phil Plantier.

28.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there an Assbott in all dimensions, timelines, realities, etc.? Would it be possible to escape all Assbotts?

28.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He can't spell "borders" because he's never seen a book store.

28.02.2026 13:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep, that's where I am at.

28.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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28.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lu Dort is a ho.

28.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is automotive status seeking that I can get behind.

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They also call police "coppers'.

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27.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Not pictured: Gene Simmons.

27.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh.

27.02.2026 07:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which Amy Poehler movie is this from?

27.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Sorbo wants that Tom Wopat in Django heat.

26.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is Amy Sedaris's trick.

26.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If each song were three minutes long, then it would take over eleven years to listen to them all one time.

26.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I maintain a love for all toilets.

25.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Toilets take away from us, but they also give us so much.

25.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just installed a Horow, Plarp. The seat is a high 21 inches tall with dual flush and a bidet. It's got me covered.

25.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Cross was the stripper pole of the First Century.

25.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A nice braise.

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Bill Burr.

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