The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo

“Babe they’re playing our song” and it’s Music Man by Black Lace

A metro stop and street from the tram - ad posters on the wall are cut in a way to say “ugh” “wat”

I went into town on a Saturday and the ads were a mood

Went from being the youngest people at Tubular Bells by about two decades to being offered a table in the pub by some children. Life comes at you fast.

I knew I could rely on you 💜

I guarantee Trump doesn’t even remember the word Greenland

I hate the term hero voter, it sounds like a crudely translated alternative name for like pro-tsarist counterrevolutionaries or Syngman Rhee’s PR team or something

My foot, showing an unbelievably tiny nick wound that’s scabbed over, surrounded by a large yellow bruise.

You can have a look at how hilariously small the wound is if you like but this is a foot pic so NO FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME, you scoundrels.

Funnily enough my foot was nowhere near the impact, relatively speaking. It seems I’ve been the victim of a vanishingly unlikely and extremely high speed, extremely sharp ricocheting shard! The bruise is very similar to ones I’ve had from missed vein blood donations so hopefully it’s all good!

Ooh that’s a good idea!

So I think the cut was directly on that big vein along the top of my foot. It’s fine and healing now as far as I know but there’s a big bruise around it and that’s fine, right? It’s not actually something I need to worry about?

Very beautiful indeed, well done pal.

Well they are on their way to White Deer Park I am sure

Adder’s in those reeds behind them hassling the shrews again

This would be so fucking funny

Baby Maggie being held up to show her new black denim dungarees and semi-effective hairband

New dungs new hairband

Challenge for those who are very confident that my microwave isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

Probably laser eye surgery too

A then middle-aged Joe Biden told them

New dream house realisation unlocked who wants to give old Jim four million pounds?

That was very brave and I believe in you and that you’ll follow through with it

Your smile is much less sleazy than the one in my picture!

Geordi LaForge off of Star Trek

Davey wearing Maggie’s hairbands over his eyes

You, in another decade

I believe so yes. I think the early learning centre made a range of plush toys.

Also why have they converted the payload into fucking stone

BBC News offering a weird opinion on the size of things. “Huge US bomber lands at UK air base” and then a picture of a Rockwell B1 Lancer landing. It has the caption “The B-1, which has been used in Syria, Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq, can carry up to 34 tonnes (5,355st) of weapons and equipment.”

Fuck off

Using my vehicular tactics in BF6 to once again prove the old adage “fortune favours the willing to drive a tank through three houses”

Well I feel like you’re gonna kick ass so nerrr

I meant the tv show where people fall over or don’t know how to get out of boats but it kind of made it sound like a complicated description of deepfakes

Get in the fucking mobile suit amaro