The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo

“FUCK YOU!!!”

What a fucking waste of money

The pointless google AI helper is very funny but it’s not quite as funny as the Google questions thing where it’ll show a question like “Is courvoisier a good brandy” and the answer will be “yes, says the marketing department of courvoisier products and events plc”

You do have great hair! We’re all ok and I’m glad you’ve had a lovely weekend!

Hugs

I see you have expert ratings on SPVs. It must be tricky, facing backwards and driving by TV monitor.

Exactly!

“FUCK YOU!!!”

I feel like software developers need to understand that if I mistype a four letter word and then press backspace four times it is because I want to delete all four letters, not because I want to delete three letters and your unhelpful suggestion of what you reckon I was trying to type.

I feel like whoever won that auction got a hell of a deal.

💜

“Golf is for cunts”

Somewhere I haven’t been before and somewhere you wouldn’t think of. Inverness? Carlisle? Ipswich?

I think I might start another savings pot distinct from my car replacement pot so I can save up and go on a long train journey somewhere and spend the night because it’s ages since I’ve done that and I really miss it.

I also had problems doing so

Show me your getaway vehicle:

They play golf instead of having good opinions

Played Day Z for the first time yesterday. Some little bitch tried to corner me in a dock crane, then stepped back to try to punch me and fell to their death which made me laugh.

Leyla Hamed: A mother was stopped at the entrance to Bramley-Moore stadium and told she had to cover her Palestine football kit if she wanted to take her kids in. This is what football is teaching our kids these days: solidarity with genocide victims is not okay. Care to comment, @Everton?

That Everton has a policy to prohibit the wearing of Palestine football jerseys—a nation that participates in FIFA events under its own flag—is the most blatant example of discrimination possible, not to mention complicity in genocide.

Police stations across London are filled with blind wheelchair users and diabetic pensioners and ex-servicemen and hundreds of previously law abiding citizens because their government suddenly decided to class them as terrorists. This is what authoritarianism looks like.

I've got to Iron a Maiden's Ticket, baby

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe

I'm just a weird job dirtbag, baby

Like you

Roujin Z (1991)

Oh hell yeah absolutely superlative work

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Giving the other two a try:

Always barging in as well, disgusting 😠

A Warhammer 40K purity seal (without ribbons/parchment) made out of milliput