Isabelle Chelsea Wolf

The audacity of old men never ceases to amaze me…

Some old dude on his way out of the store: *stops walking, looks me up and down* I bet your mom is real proud of you, ain’t she.

Me: *sming* She tells me she is every time I see her

Dude: Psh. *waves hand dismissively*

I hate it here…

Normal people: Oh, my tag light is out. I should replace that.

Me: I’ll get to that after I’ve been pulled over for it four times and gaslit at least one officer about it before I get to it… Also, it’s been about three years, I can fix that busted tail light while I’m at it.

Episode 106 - Sleep Dealer

Sleep Dealer was a surprise with how thoughtful and well-made it is for having such an obviously tiny budget. We hope everyone gives this movie a chance, and also gives this podcast episode a chance.

open.spotify.com/episode/3Vhg...

Company: We’re rolling out a new medical plan with $0 prescription coverage for certain drugs on a formulary.

Me: I wonder if the ones I take qualify. I should call and find out before switching plans.

Four different desks at four different companies: We don’t fukkin know, dude.

“Capitalism breeds innovation.”

Bro, this is literally just Vanilla Coke…

If you’re reading this, congratulations! You out lived Dick Cheney!

And now for something I haven’t seen…

Episode 105 - AD Police Files

Had a little issue with the host so today's episode is up a few hours late. It's here now though so time to listen to your boys sigh and moan through a not-great (but very cyberpunk) anime series!

open.spotify.com/episode/37KK...

It’s Devil’s Night, which means a mandatory yearly rewatch of my favorite movie ever.

Stop asking me where all the bad bitches are at and start seeking the bad bitch within yourself

I don’t wanna be rich… But I do want enough money to get the entire Misfits x Affliction collection without having to file for bankruptcy.

Trans frustrations: I just want to be seen as cute and soft, but I start my day with Cajun hot sauce on eggs with black coffee, have the mouth of a sailor, and work in a physically demanding job that requires me to lift a bunch of shit, operate heavy machinery, and yell over a ton of loud noises.

The question (paraphrased) “am I just a collection of television references?,” sent me into an existential spiral that I was not prepared to deal with on a Friday night.

We’re far enough into spooky season that we can give this series a rewatch.

Tron Ares… A collection of the worst actors in all their respective projects (featuring Jeff Bridges). This movie has only increased my hatred of Jared Leto and my love of Nine Inch Nails.

As we speak, Mariah Carey and Michael Bublé are thawing out somewhere in preparation for their yearly reign of terror on retail workers the country over…

I did not have a cyberpunk Dragula episode featuring a fucking Ministry song on my 2025 bingo card, but goddamn am I glad for it!

There are fewer things more frustrating than a micromanager who doesn’t know the basic functions of the areas they’re managing

Today I was informed that this is NOT a leather daddy pride flag…

I saw Bloodlust first and it inspired mine and several friends entire aesthetic throughout high school and college. 🤣

The Vampire Hunter D movies walked so the Castlevania anime could run.

Ian Watkins of Lostprophets is dead. Cue the crab rave!

Sci-fi/Pokémon nerds be like, “Do androids dream of Mareep?”

The nerds who were complaining about not being able to breathe in a mask five years ago are the same ones refusing to take em off while dragging families from their homes.

Remember in 2011-2012 when y’all had a huge boner for V for Vendetta? It’s time to start obsessing over that movie again.

The new AFI sounds like a prom night dumpster love child of The Cure and Sisters of Mercy, and I am absolutely loving the fuck out of it!

Who would have thought that ‘For What it’s Worth’ by Buffalo Springfield would be as relevant today as it was almost sixty years ago…

The scene in Sweeney Todd where Johnny Depp is singing to a straight razor while Helena Bonham Carter quietly thirsts for him was the exact moment where 00’s emo peaked.

If you had told me ten years ago that the Secretary of Defense would be woke scolding a bunch of high ranking Generals and Admirals, I’d have asked how you got a job at The Onion…

You mean we weren’t talking about ‘Take Hold of the Flame?’