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Isabelle Chelsea Wolf

@sp00kypunkizzy.bsky.social

Nerdy Transfemme Dumpster Fire Bassist Enthusiastic about cyberpunk and cats

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The audacity of old men never ceases to amaze me…

Some old dude on his way out of the store: *stops walking, looks me up and down* I bet your mom is real proud of you, ain’t she.

Me: *sming* She tells me she is every time I see her

Dude: Psh. *waves hand dismissively*

I hate it here…

09.11.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normal people: Oh, my tag light is out. I should replace that.

Me: I’ll get to that after I’ve been pulled over for it four times and gaslit at least one officer about it before I get to it… Also, it’s been about three years, I can fix that busted tail light while I’m at it.

08.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 106 - Sleep Dealer

Sleep Dealer was a surprise with how thoughtful and well-made it is for having such an obviously tiny budget. We hope everyone gives this movie a chance, and also gives this podcast episode a chance.

open.spotify.com/episode/3Vhg...

05.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Company: We’re rolling out a new medical plan with $0 prescription coverage for certain drugs on a formulary.

Me: I wonder if the ones I take qualify. I should call and find out before switching plans.

Four different desks at four different companies: We don’t fukkin know, dude.

05.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œCapitalism breeds innovation.”

Bro, this is literally just Vanilla Coke…

04.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re reading this, congratulations! You out lived Dick Cheney!

04.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And now for something I haven’t seen…

31.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 105 - AD Police Files

Had a little issue with the host so today's episode is up a few hours late. It's here now though so time to listen to your boys sigh and moan through a not-great (but very cyberpunk) anime series!

open.spotify.com/episode/37KK...

29.10.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Devil’s Night, which means a mandatory yearly rewatch of my favorite movie ever.

31.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop asking me where all the bad bitches are at and start seeking the bad bitch within yourself

25.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I don’t wanna be rich… But I do want enough money to get the entire Misfits x Affliction collection without having to file for bankruptcy.

20.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans frustrations: I just want to be seen as cute and soft, but I start my day with Cajun hot sauce on eggs with black coffee, have the mouth of a sailor, and work in a physically demanding job that requires me to lift a bunch of shit, operate heavy machinery, and yell over a ton of loud noises.

18.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The question (paraphrased) β€œam I just a collection of television references?,” sent me into an existential spiral that I was not prepared to deal with on a Friday night.

18.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re far enough into spooky season that we can give this series a rewatch.

17.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tron Ares… A collection of the worst actors in all their respective projects (featuring Jeff Bridges). This movie has only increased my hatred of Jared Leto and my love of Nine Inch Nails.

16.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As we speak, Mariah Carey and Michael BublΓ© are thawing out somewhere in preparation for their yearly reign of terror on retail workers the country over…

15.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not have a cyberpunk Dragula episode featuring a fucking Ministry song on my 2025 bingo card, but goddamn am I glad for it!

15.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are fewer things more frustrating than a micromanager who doesn’t know the basic functions of the areas they’re managing

14.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I was informed that this is NOT a leather daddy pride flag…

13.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw Bloodlust first and it inspired mine and several friends entire aesthetic throughout high school and college. 🀣

12.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Vampire Hunter D movies walked so the Castlevania anime could run.

12.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ian Watkins of Lostprophets is dead. Cue the crab rave!

11.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sci-fi/PokΓ©mon nerds be like, β€œDo androids dream of Mareep?”

09.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The nerds who were complaining about not being able to breathe in a mask five years ago are the same ones refusing to take em off while dragging families from their homes.

06.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember in 2011-2012 when y’all had a huge boner for V for Vendetta? It’s time to start obsessing over that movie again.

05.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new AFI sounds like a prom night dumpster love child of The Cure and Sisters of Mercy, and I am absolutely loving the fuck out of it!

03.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who would have thought that β€˜For What it’s Worth’ by Buffalo Springfield would be as relevant today as it was almost sixty years ago…

02.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The scene in Sweeney Todd where Johnny Depp is singing to a straight razor while Helena Bonham Carter quietly thirsts for him was the exact moment where 00’s emo peaked.

02.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you had told me ten years ago that the Secretary of Defense would be woke scolding a bunch of high ranking Generals and Admirals, I’d have asked how you got a job at The Onion…

02.10.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean we weren’t talking about β€˜Take Hold of the Flame?’

02.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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