thot catalog

honcho crashout

@grok what is boypussy?

One thing about me is I will gush over Beyoncé whenever given the chance

It’s not my favorite album from her, but this show was just so much fucking fun. The music direction also just so creative and smart. Seamlessly weaving through her catalog, interposing melodies and riffs of the past with the present in a way that makes those songs new again… ugh I’m amazed

Thank you for watching this so I don’t have to!

I think Cowboy Carter is the best concert I’ve ever been to. She’s… untouchable. The spectacle, the creativity, the performance, the visuals, the SINGING, the dancing, the electricity of the crowd, the way she paid tribute to those that paved the way… it was an *experience*

If you dislike Killah, you hate fun! Sorry to say

“You smell like hospital” is when I knew it was gonna be good

me in the bathroom, no shirt, with green towel, smiling

hop in

very strange choices with the tiny desk curation as of late

yay

pleaaaaase

as if i could crush harder

Thinking Of You Katy Perry · One Of The Boys · Song · 2008

kind of a banger, but why do these verses sound like alanis

open.spotify.com/track/3c9LVP...

as cutting and ruthless as nicky campbell is, i do find myself better understanding fashion with each of his videos. this sort of critiques in rapid succession format has a very helpful effect of showing what works and what doesn’t through these quick comparisons

for me, the ranking is
sweetgreen < chipotle < dig < cava < naya

what’s your favorite Bowl-of-Stuff fast casual chain?

my sisters

sometimes you just get a sniff of something that is reminiscent of a beef frank and it kicks your salivary glands into overdrive

…do i need a labubu

random hot dog cravings

mirror pic of me in my underwear

And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs… I was also an incredible pair of legs

a woman in a white dress is standing on a stage with her arms outstretched ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing on a stage with her arms outstretched

greatest love of all just might be the greatest song of all

to have an ounce of jon hamm’s charm and charisma 😍

really enjoying your friends and neighbors!

screenshot of a social media comment that says “bi eraser baby”

bi eraser

obv v late to this, but i can’t really think of another mainstream pop song that key changes *down*

I’m in it for the fun!

should i rewatch all the mission impossible movies before the final reckoning

no one does it like her