Mr. Pottersquash

Don't worry, we just are a gonna try to get as much candy from strangers as possible.

While in costume....

...wait a second....

I guess someone heard from Tylenol’s lawyers.

real talk tho.

This is a post to remind you to never speak highly about a man to the masses. you should actually STFU because not even 24 hours later you might find out this is legally someone’s husband- hiding the marriage (very well) & then when you drop the screenshots he deletes his socials & calls u.

Probably best if you miss it if we are being honest. Like, turn your tv on so they get the rating, but don't actually devote mental injury to watching the Pelicans.

Freddy. You think you can control my dreamscape? LOL Bet.

Oh I wouldn't

I have contingencies for both. Zombie gets back to norm faster

Never see a movie again

Ill haunt someone. Make it funny for them

Witch

Naw

No.

Ill take the standard vampire

Yea, not my cup of tea

Naw. Ghosts seem like wishful thinking.

Event Horizon if I must choose, none if I don't have to

w/ Child

Skittles

Snickers

Wander the streets with child.

When i see its set up like a state fair turkey leg… i know everything gone be alright

Im in Gods hands 🤲🏿

A big legged woman?????

It ain’t no activity you beating a big legged woman in!!!!

4 small treats a month???

Thats 48 treats a year!!! Thats nearly 50!!!!!!

You want FIFTY treats AND not be homeless???

Greedy youth.

Next buisness:

Why aren't youths donating to my political campaign?

Did they not get my text?

The Omni-Breakfast

Sometimes you need grits and eggs to start the day

Remember, once you hit 30, any technology or innovation that was "new" when you were a kid is now decades old and redundant.

Today they are not working on tomorrows tech. Tomorrows tech is being built today. Today they are working on next years tech.

What's AI about it?

It appears to be just a large vending machine that uses machinery that is now 40 years old to grab your selections.