Not an AI

This was my response when my agents asked if I wanted to pitch on this reboot back in November. I really hope more creatives do the same so that the likes of Max Landis are all they can hire. I may not make an honest buck but I’m a hundred per cent American and I don’t work for no two-bit Nazi.

“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
― Fred Rogers

Being active on X is unethical: • Enables abuse of women and children • Supports Musk and his weaponized X algorithm • Helps increase X valuation for future VC investment • Helps spread disinformation and hate • Amplifies network effects that cause people to stay and join • Endorses X as the credible platform that it isn't

Good people:

- Don't post links to X
- Aren't active on X
- Understand why X is bad

Recommended reading 👇

It's a death cult. Change my mind.

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

xkcd comic of someone sitting at a computer: Offscreen: Are you coming to bed? Person on Computer: I can't. This is important. Offscreen: What? Computer person: Someone is WRONG on the internet.

~sigh~

And here I find myself siding with Lauren Boebert... 2026 is fucking weird man.

Be more like Flav.

San Diego does not fucking want Shirley or his bullshit here. Anyone who goes to a daycare with a camera and demands to “see the kids” needs an asskicking or arrest.

To be fair, the child rape hasn't set him back at all. 😡

Me too man, me too.

YUUUUP

Those pesky laws getting in the way of what I really want to do!

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

walk into a datacenter and take a gpu and some ram. it's allowed and it's free.

Detention is for a time. Being this kind of badass is for all time.

Okay but what if we just ignored these self-important dickbags instead?

Did you try coffee?

Man, I love Chicago.

I feel like this could be handled without the privacy intrusion or registration via private discussion about risks by your own prescribing doctor like... I don't know... a billion other drugs and conditions. But what do I know?

Don't you threaten me with a good time...

There's a bunch of ones floating around out there. It's a fun blast from the past.

I'll say it again ~deep breath~

The 👏 stock 👏 market 👏 is 👏 not 👏 the 👏 economy! 👏

Elizabeth Warren and Josh Hawley, bipartisan Senate duo, aim to break up "Big Medicine" Democrat Elizabeth Warren and Republican Josh Hawley don't agree on much, but they've found common ground on health care and affordability.

Josh Hawley's entire thing is backing legislation he knows our Congress is too corrupt to pass so he can pretend he's a populist anti-corporatist instead of a useless nazi

In today's "I diD mY OwN ResurCh"-era people may read and believe this.

Barbie Girl is looking at peri-menopause about now.

This album was released before I was born yet every year or so I come back for a listen to how great it was.

Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS

Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.

Holy fuck can we primary you yet and put in someone with some backbone?