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Jesse

@killgoldfish.bsky.social

we created it, let’s take it over

1,462 Followers  |  430 Following  |  10,866 Posts  |  Joined: 19.07.2023  |  2.1985

Latest posts by killgoldfish.bsky.social on Bluesky

Ball is… death

18.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Doug Moe - The Passing Game
YouTube video by arobsz Doug Moe - The Passing Game

Rip Doug Moe youtu.be/U_JOojIFgZQ?...

17.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sex workers in Nevada fighting to become first in U.S. to unionize Nevada is the only state where people can legally purchase sex, and now sex workers at one of the state's oldest brothels, Sheri's Ranch, are fighting to become the first in the U.S. to unionize.

Sex work is work.

Solidarity to these workers as they unionize. And kudos to my @wbng.org parent union, @cwaunion.bsky.social, for supporting the organizing.

www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-wor...

17.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 836    🔁 240    💬 2    📌 7
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

16.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 28716    🔁 5537    💬 214    📌 157

Wisconsin putting up Wilt numbers

17.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

6 would out drink everyone else combined and then someone would politely inform them that they just won a contest

17.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 212    🔁 15    💬 13    📌 1

New Boots Riley film looks cool as hell

17.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
KillGoldfish
Rififi 1955
****½
Rewatched Feb 15, 2026
Too many crime movies think they need to go Bigger but all you need is four guys sweating in silence with an umbrella during the pivotal scene.

KillGoldfish Rififi 1955 ****½ Rewatched Feb 15, 2026 Too many crime movies think they need to go Bigger but all you need is four guys sweating in silence with an umbrella during the pivotal scene.

17.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
KillGoldfish
Heighs
Wuthering Heights 2026
Watched Feb 13, 2026
A beautiful movie that totally succeeded in what it was attempting but god damn the second half of that movie was less pleasant than going to the dentist

KillGoldfish Heighs Wuthering Heights 2026 Watched Feb 13, 2026 A beautiful movie that totally succeeded in what it was attempting but god damn the second half of that movie was less pleasant than going to the dentist

17.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay why do all Fox News women look Like That

16.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice eyebrows

16.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
three negative images of $50 bills with an orange bar over the president's eyes with text in Polish

three negative images of $50 bills with an orange bar over the president's eyes with text in Polish

'To Live and Die in LA' (1985)
dir: William Friedkin

polish theatrical release poster

16.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 82    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 1
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

25.12.2024 17:45 — 👍 4862    🔁 998    💬 62    📌 96

Just keep ya eye out like “aye aye capn”

16.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

somebody sold me
a supernintendo
he took from my friendo
he's mad at in february of last year
it's not confidential
I've got your nintendo
just sittin just sittin around

16.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Cardboard box labeled FREE! containing a sweatshirt that has the definition of feminism

Cardboard box labeled FREE! containing a sweatshirt that has the definition of feminism

Fuck… woke is over. Again

15.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like the lefties (in favor of the left half of Trump) are on one again 🙄

15.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Since you cropped out the profile pic I’ll add for context that the author looks like if the Dean from Community used designer steroids

15.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

iterating as an artist: trying to nail the perfect blue by trying a dozen different colors and seeing what other artists have used

iterating with AI: being suggested non-existent colors that are also nazis

15.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 319    🔁 47    💬 7    📌 0

If Donald Trump was split in half and those were the only options in the general election which side would you vote for

15.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

you all have to say you would vote for virgil texas in 2028. you have to, right now. it’s *shaking my head no at someone off camera* it’s not important why, you just have to do it. hold this sign up too when you hear the music start. don’t look at what it says

15.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 152    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

tunhoused

15.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think there are different hypotheticals we should get insanely mad about. If a Woody Allen clone is created and becomes a filmmaker I WOULD go see his movies!! The clone hasn’t done anything wrong yet!!

15.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

15.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 2305    🔁 363    💬 13    📌 0

these are the only agents i'm leaving the party for. your shit sucks ass dude

15.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 79    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

I’m used to people bringing up “agents” in bizarre unrelated contexts, I’ve seen Shams post

15.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mewgenics is a good game. It gets the ol Jesse thumbs up 👍

15.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zoomers on here are selling drugs I’ve never even heard of like what even is MDNI

15.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 22    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

To me it’s much funnier performing that after that song kid rock went all serious and was like “let’s talk about Jesus”

15.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

“Jesse u can’t make another tears in the club joke” fuckin try and stop me

15.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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