Blue “🌊” Moreno

Want to feel less shitty? COMMUNITY.

Tonight I met my next mayor, Kristen Rosen Gonzalez at the Miami Beach Democratic Club’s monthly mtg.

Find your peeps. It keeps the demons at bay. 🗽✊🏼💙

Approved.

Hegseth showed off his Halloween Himmler costume today.

5-star schmuck.

FUCK ICE FOREVER

Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I hope she makes ALL THE MONEY. #Kamala

Jimmy Kimmel’s Show to Return to ABC on Tuesday Night

Let's keep this 🗽🔥burning straight thru the midterms. #BlueWave2026

Bravo, FL. Now if we could only get rid of that damn DEI Oxygen infecting our pure, white air… 🤦🏻‍♀️😡

Thinking about the millions triggered by today’s American exceptionalism.

Since 2010 guns have killed 600K of us. People with loved ones who get to relive their trauma today. And tomorrow. And blah-blah-bloody-carnage-blah.

Let’s get to work, friends.
We have a shitty country to salvage. 💙

I will always admire Kamala Harris. #sigh

Aberdeen, Scotland today:

Hope, thy name is Zohran.

This is NOT what Hegseth posted to my LOVE ISLAND USA Discord server on Thursday.

AI-CARAMBA ChatGPT can be such an asshole.

New Substack joint ft. @guinz.bsky.social

Protester fires up crowd during ‘No Kings’ protest in Miami Beach Blue Moreno fires up the crowd at Pride Park, located at 1809 Meridian Ave in Miami Beach during the "No Kings" protest on Saturday, June 14, 2025.

LFG.

NO KINGS.

Preparing for this weekend—ad infinitum.

This is better than Christmas. It’s like Hanukkah. It will go on for days.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Always.

DETACHED Tradition, Evil Spirits, and the Great White Way.

Oy vey.

JEWBILEE An Accidental Pilgrimage

Such a good read
@truebluemoreno.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/bluemore...

JEWBILEE An Accidental Pilgrimage

This is several years in the making. I'm really proud of it. 💙✊🏼
open.substack.com/pub/bluemore...

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

To quote the great Nadia Dajani, “ONE HUNDO.”

Through all the ebbs and flows of life, politics, and economic collapse, there is but one indisputable fact:

I got a color TV
So I can see
The Knicks play basketball

Congrats @tyrangiel.bsky.social on the best run-on sentence in the history of sentences/running.
P.S. Best profile pic ever. #eddiemurray4lyfe

The word you’re looking for is kidnapped. We need to be out in the streets STAT.