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Just got a job posting notification that US Customs and Border Control is hiring in case anyone wants to submit some totally legitimate, super real & helpful resumes for them to sift through…

I’m in the waiting room at the dentist and a patient who just checked in sat down and immediately started eating Cheetos. Diabolical.

How many more law abiding legal residents, green card holders, student visa holders, and yes PERMANENT U.S. citizens have to be detained by ICE before we say enough? There should be a nationwide strike until they’re all released and this admin is disbanded. They won’t stop until we force them to.

Mel Robbins is like, ‘if somebody wants to smash your window and leaving a flaming pile of shit on your bed, let them!’ It’s giving Girl, Wash Your Face level advice and I’m not here for it. Community, accountability & communication are key and shame doesn’t help folks form lifelong habits.

A Politico headline states Dems are divided over the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil. This is why we’re at where we’re at in this country. Not because Trump is a raving lunatic, but because Dems are a complete sham of a party. They will choose power, money, and falling in line any day of the week.

I should also say, I’ve only seen negative commentary about Madison being too sexual on LIB and not Mason. Interesting how that works out…SMDH #loveisblind #letthemeatcreampie

I’m sorry but I’m down on Meg after watching the reunion. She says Madison and Mason both screwed her over yet easily forgave Mason and dated him, but continues to come for Madison. She’s not a girl’s girl. + Alex is clearly a liar and an alleged pedo, but she’s sticking with him too? 👀 #loveisblind

I picked up a pair of mint condish Juicy Couture velour pants from the thrift store yesterday and they are bringing so much millennial comfort and joy.

I really love Onya Nerve as a human and a drag queen. That’s it. That’s the whole post. #rupaulsdragrace #dragrace #rupaul

Virginia on Love is Blind also dodged a bullet. If you’re a grown man and can’t discuss let alone defend your atrocious political leanings…you don’t need a partner, you need deep introspection.

I’ve seen people say this season of Love is Blind was boring, but I think it was important for a very white midwestern state and its citizens to be in the spotlight & speaking about politics and religion. Proud of Sara for leaving “I don’t have an opinion on if Black people deserve to live” Ben.

I’m so naive, but the end of Traitors gave me just a slight sliver of hope for humanity. Regardless, a fantastic season that gave the gift of Gabby to the world is what matters most. #traitors

Dems and their lil signs at the SOTU were so embarrassing. Civility & decorum have been weaponized throughout history to undermine marginalized groups and the fight for justice. People are losing their homes, their families, their lives - if this doesn’t spur angry, righteous action, what will?

@septaphilly.bsky.social I just had to run a marathon to try to find one single door open at Jefferson and missed my train to Ambler and had to catch one to Glenside instead. If the trains are running the doors should be open. There was a whole group of folks who missed their trains. Get it together

Gabby ATE at that roundtable. She’s my winner, I don’t care about the actual outcome.

I’m watching Summer House and I’m sorry…but who does Gabby think she is commenting on whether Carl comes back to the house (and also the snide remark about him being sober)…you’ve existed on Summer House for 2 seconds. Take a seat.

If somebody bottled and sold the feeling of a Friday work meeting getting cancelled, I’d order a lifetime supply.

Too busy taking each other out Smdh

Me searching for Bluesky content…do you mean TV traitors or MAGA traitors? 🙃

True! I didn’t even think to mention him 🤣 proving your point

Danielle was already unlikable enough but then she goes and makes a wildly ableist jab at Carolyn with the Forest Gump comment? That sh*t had nothing to do with the game. Doubly horrific since she’s the one who turn-coated on Carolyn in the first place! If Danielle has no haters left, I’m dead.

It’s also like…Danielle being sooo upset that Carolyn is going after her as if she didn’t start that whole mess!! She is so frustrating.

I haven’t thought of this possibility until now, but it would be hysterical.

Even Britney said, why would she do something so obvious? No one suspects Dylan, why not pick him?

I hate Danielle’s gameplay on Traitors. I absolutely HATE it and all her over the top performances. 🤮🤮🤮

My toxic trait is that I feel bad for dumping on my therapist

JD Vance wouldn’t be supporting Kamala’s “legitimate” executive power if she were using it to abolish the 2nd Amendment. He and Trump “love” the constitution and the rule of law only when it suits them. Trump legit complained about Obama issuing too many executive orders as a “major power grab.” SMH

We’ve got the princess of Genovia on our sides

During the Super Bowl halftime show, a protester stormed the field waving a Palestinian and Sudanese flag, demanding the world’s attention on genocide and oppression. He was later tackled by security.

Only touchdown so far for the Chiefs shouldn’t have even happened bc of blatant holding