Swan

We'll keep an eye out. That's about the only thing that can be done about this mess, really.

Could be. But then there would have been a bigger commotion.

I feel like I would notice that.

No

–Alright well by lack of volunteer I suppose bran will have to do.

[Inhale]

You are a 🏳️‍🌈

I suppose I'll oblige, for the sake of science.

Anyone want to volunteer?

Because it's not used in reclamation but derogatorily, if I were to venture a guess.

Yeah no. I decided you're gay now. You have no choice.
You WILL be gay. Sorry.

Perhaps he just has an affinity for men with the name Chase

You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you who you are.

Me.
Laura Collins.

Who ever said that being gay was a choice?

Did you just say "middle finger" out loud?

Don't call me an idiot next time.

Shouldn't *you* be preparing to see your man crush?

Oh, I'm well aware. I'm messing with you.

[There's a faint trace of an amused smirk on her face for only a second before she returns to stoicism.]

Still, there is a truth to that statement. Our current archive is... lacking, to put it lightly.

There's plenty of status reports that still need to be filed if you're really bored.

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[She waves a tiny little 🏳️‍🌈 flag for like 5 seconds before resuming as usual]

Because Swift is only barely better management than Bronev.

Yeah we had to beg. For that to not be the name.

His other option was equally bad.

Oh is this the guy who produces the shit that Swift almost decided to call AIDS?

That is definitely NOT the guy I locked in there.

You shouldn't apologize, he's very easy to upset.

Yeah, yeah, you told me so, I get the gist.

Why does Bran look like he's going to pop a blood vessel.

Not migraine-y. So goal achieved I suppose.

I'm up. What's with the commotion?

I hope so...
but I'm not napping any longer than an hour.

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*sigh*

Fine.

But protocol says—

You say, on the day that our target finally DID anything.

If it really gets too bad I'll handle it then.