Captain Henson

Just looking through some old Datarods I kept hold of after leaving DS9 and remembering that time me Quark and Jadzia got to host a foam party in one of the old Ore Storage Bays the exact night Kai Winn was pestering the Captain. That was a fun evening.

Ooof, glad I never had to beg the baseball for forgiveness back in the day...

YouTube video by blumineck How dangerous is a shovel?

youtube.com/shorts/eYEkX... They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL!

Truly majestic!

Back in the Bajor sector and got to have a great catch up with the old Miners gang and got to have a quick tour of the Big E, Word wears that fourth pip well.

Dr Proctor has barricaded main sickbay in order to maintain quarantine for Morgainian Flu...

Doing this by playing Doctor in Distress on a loop outside the doors is NOT the preferred way to do so!

(he looks like a desaturated profiterole)

Don't worry boss, ol Henson's got the antidote! Computer, initiate culinary programme Flour of Scotland!

Now, you might have to contend with battered sausage and deep fried chocolate now but at least they're easier to clean up.

Lt. Marta has decided to lead the security force on a motorbike rally through the ships corridors on deck 17, they've been riding in a giant circle for seven hours now

Pass me my Silly Straw, I'm going in before Admiral Janeway gets here.

Ok, so, programming the EMH to be a crotchety and misanthropic cartoon rodent and calling him Dr House Mouse was a terrible idea, no joke I've never seen Dr Proctor so... enthused...

Indeed... especially after a certain incident...

Well you won't hear any complaints from me. The brass rejected my proposal all flag officers should have booty shorts emblazoned with the legend "Rear Admiral".

M'Yao would also like this costume... and is currently shooting me the dirtiest looks imaginable for liking this so much...

I hope so, cause I'm all about piracy and swashbuckling and this is right up my alley

Damn, i was hoping to claim one as a trophy, to be my personal yacht...

Rombulin Hale shuddn be Illegill... shorry worf but we must gree to disgri!

On leave back at Earth, got a nice little gift from Ambassador Ketel of the RSE. Glad we could finally legalise this stuff!

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@annoyedobrien.bsky.social @karads9.bsky.social @thespacefox.bsky.social Captain Solok has issued challenge so for the honour of the Niners I have chosen the ultimate test of physical and mental prowess, ACTIVEATE FORCEFIELD! youtu.be/1vNNLsVjHeI?...

Ensign, when Vedek Koval said he was collecting for the poor he said Alms, not Arms... Now put those prosthetic limbs in storage...

No, but me, Cowboy Henson, Hen-son (from the bird people universe) and Green Lantern Henson did try to form a barbershop quartet

Oh no it's ok, to be fair I've encountered a few other Henson's from the multiverse and he was the odd one out.

I think you probably did, did you come across a mild-mannered, polite, sensible Scottish man who looked like me but without a beard?

In my case it was decided by my school, local council and chief constable that getting me as far away from Aberdeen was in everyone's best interest so I joined Starfleet at phaserpoint.

I thought that was a new coffee table...

To be fair this energy drink is very strong stuff, I gave it to @annoyedobrien.bsky.social once. Admiral Ross forced me to sign yet another Official Secrets waiver and the incident was covered up.

Thankfully I replicated six barrels of Granny Henson's Rocket Fuel energy drink and issued a ration to every security officer... once they stop clinging to the ceilings by the fingernails we can start looking.

Why do you even need an elephant to begin with?!

Computer... Activate Emergency Hologram 005, codename Anti-Gravity Columbo....

No, it's still out there... Somewhere... There's approximately 16 miles of corridors on this ship so it's gonna be an all-nighter I think