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I am just concerned with how warm that beer is gonna be.

Dear Southwest Airlines, are you stupid?

I am weary of online leftists

We advised our Canadian co-workers to not come to the US for the company retreat this year.

Bless your heart

Meme about letting people enjoy things despite you not liking them

Because Mike Waltz is a fucking moron and added him. Probe over.

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Yup

Correct. On the bright side, Humans of New York has 17 million followers on FB alone and I imagine this got shared a lot so I have a feeling he will not "suffer this issue" anymore.

Also I do not believe most of the MAGATS I know are aware of what a VPN is. So this will be hysterical.

I already live in Texas man. I know what a VPN is.

Weird white person take on Miyamoto Musashi's adage. Sounds like some dumb shit Andrew Tate would spout.

As a pagan of Irish descent, today always makes me giggle.

At this point, start a third party.

I am definitely one of the people who claps when the plane lands now.

My doctor's office has a note that says "ABSOLUTELY DO NOT SCHEDULE FASTING APPOINTMENTS AFTER NOON" on my records

"Hey Siri, show me how to get primaried!"

"We are a Military tribute craft brewing company that pays homage to our great American Military." Is such peak "VetBro that never served" behavior it is laughable. I bet their closet is full of nothing but GruntStyle tshirts

I have a friend that whenever she travels goes to check out all the local breweries. Apparently these guys failed because their beers are and this a quote "The shittiest beers I've ever had. I would rather drink Heineken"

Having been born and raised in one (CA), and having spent most of my adult life in the other (TX) I feel like both are awful for entirely different reasons.

Had a coworker bitch about people using pronouns 2 weeks ago. So I've been referring to him as "Ma'am" since then. He is unamused.

Why does Newsom look like Mitt Romney from Temu?

If the universe was just and kind, we all know where the debris should land.

He is totally not going to be signed up for every insurance quote website I can find.

Some tips. 1: You want to get in close so cops can't swing that giant baton they like to use. 2: Visible armor is bad. Wear baggy clothing with mountain/dirt bike armor under it. It helps with beanbag rounds, rubber bullets, and tear gas projectiles. 3: Garbage can lids make good shields

I'm pretty sure if I ran for office my slogan would be "Because you've already done worse" and I could never do a live interview because of how much I swear

Also, I apologize if I came off sounding harsh. I'm just tired of continually getting my hopes up and then crushingly disappointed with the Democratic Party. I feel like this must be what it feels like to date straight dudes.