Surly Amy

I’m fueled by sugar.

I always said if things got bad I’d start smoking again but I’m such a peace loving hippy flower child these days that I’ve just started eating way too much candy instead.

Watching this whole thing unfold is like watching a drug addict who has to keep getting a bigger hit to get high and his drug is violence against groups of people.

Turns out you can eat your feelings and I feel just like a Costco apple danish.

A black and white dog acting innocent and cute even though he was very bad on his walk today.

Ma’am you must be mistaken. I would never try to pounce on a tiny little fluffy brown dog on our walk earlier. I was only barking loudly and jumping to warn it that there were…. uhmmm, birds coming.

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Wake and bake. (A chicken)
My weekly update.

Right! I keep getting offered management in hospital jobs. Me and my art credentials will get right on that. I’ll just teach the doctors how to handbuild a person out of clay.

Those scammers are barking up the wrong tree.

Also, I’ve seen the rich people in this country. I’ll pass on any high income job opportunities thank you. I’m happy where I’m at.

Happy to help.

Was I interested in that position in a previous lifetime or a parallel universe?

Did you run across my profile while you were dropping acid?

My favorite thing about the LinkedIn scam recruiters sending me messages is that I’m not on LinkedIn.

We’ve had a propaganda problem for a while.

Angel food cake is just not as good, am I wrong?

Recipe for “Rich Devil’s Food” a chocolate cake from the 1965 version of the Fannie Farmer cookbook. If you are sight impaired and you need this old recipe let me know and I’ll type it out for you.

Maybe everyone wouldn’t have ended up so evil if we weren’t baking the BEST of our chocolates cakes for devils?

Tis the season! (It’s always the season) feel better soon.

❤️❤️❤️

Thanks!

Nice.

We are all having a good time.

If anyone is gonna find a secret hidden in that couch, it’s him.

You’re like an 90s nightclub and we are like a Grateful Dead show.

Yeah. Depression too. Temporary tho. You have to retreat like every six months. So you aren’t missing a permanent cure and hopefully they will make a medicine from it soon that you won’t be allergic to.

I’m am so sorry to hear that. They are magic. Not in the magic mushroom way but still very good. Haha

Mmmmmm I love truffles

Follow me. I post them here when they are done. I sell them in my etsy shop. All my mugs are one of a kind.

A black dog running through a field of green with tiny flowers. His owner is being dragged along sometimes the back. Haha

Wilder waiting for me, like hurry up old lady! There’s exploring to do!

Springtime is for running through fields. Wilder says I need to run faster.

A stoneware mug with a skulls and roses texture pattern in the wet clay stage.

Seemed like it was time to make some skull mugs. Work in progress.

Two upside down hand built plates in the wet clay stage.

Working on some small plates today. Theses are their plate backsides or plate butts as I like to call them. They have a leaf texture on the front.