Bruce Springsteen said everybody’s got a hungry heart
18.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bruce Springsteen said everybody’s got a hungry heart
18.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For my 33rd birthday I want world peace and I want to fuck on the npr tiny desk
18.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re putting my roommate down today for tearing up all the furniture
01.05.2025 12:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Things are teeing-up great for me, a guy who is developing the Walton Goggins hairline.
24.04.2025 19:44 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0They call baseball the beautiful game because the sight of three beers and four hot dogs universally tugs on heart strings
24.04.2025 19:26 — 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1Vaping in the car at school pickup listening to third eye blind
24.04.2025 18:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m in my 30’s and I’m going to do something drastic
24.04.2025 18:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0What’s up bluesky nation
24.04.2025 18:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s so cool here. Nothing you say here matters. They can’t prosecute you.
12.07.2023 20:49 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I am God’s favorite moron
26.11.2024 16:12 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not just a goofy dad, I’m also a barrel chested freak with a heart of gold.
26.11.2024 16:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On one hand my life is falling apart and on the other everyone at work said I look really buff so I’m doing great 👍🏻
26.11.2024 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eat up you little freaks. I love you all so much.
26.11.2024 16:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greasy guys are like the marines
26.11.2024 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gross boys want your location
19.11.2024 04:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I knew it
19.11.2024 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have to support all the troops? Not just the gay and stupid ones?
19.11.2024 02:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate everything except for all the stuff I love
28.11.2023 21:58 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s up
29.09.2023 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got five invite codes on here that are looking like Weimar bucks right about now
27.09.2023 20:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I refuse to poop on my own time. I just drove to work and clocked in
27.09.2023 20:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Animal House is about how college is full of joy and laughter
27.09.2023 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s up pals who’s fuckin who on here
27.09.2023 20:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Freaking out the college kids by being intense and vaguely tragic
24.08.2023 01:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just had the worst summer of my life, which if you know my lore is pretty bad. I’m going to roll into my freshman level science labs next week, a thirty year old man foaming at the mouth, with the most insanely intense energy possible.
24.08.2023 01:32 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Welcome to the gay army, recruit. Now drop and give me 20 gay push-ups.
23.08.2023 05:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In shambles is one of the ways people always tell you not to be as if I got a dang choice
23.08.2023 05:12 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Waking up sweaty, dehydrated, confused in Jasper’s bed at 1:00am after the “Lisa wake me up” protocol fails to enact at toddler bedtime
23.08.2023 05:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fantastic stuff
23.08.2023 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What are you guys up to tonight. Yeah, same.
23.08.2023 00:29 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0