rachel

omg what !

Omg she was being mean to me on substack too. Go away Annie3000

the everyone secretly hates you voice in my head is so loud always and then stuff like this happens (multiple times!) and I’m like ok cool it’s true

love when someone hides their ig story from me but forgets to hide it from my other accounts. thanks for letting me know you don’t fuck with me lol

I think I would be more interested in dating men if most of them weren’t looking for a stand in for their mom who they can also have sex with. idk tho

someone on substack made a post about all the words for partner and why they're bad and then someone in the comments offered up "heartner". on the plus side its very easy to go viral on there

this morning my mom picked me up to go somewhere with her and the first thing she said was “no bra?”

been talking to a very handsome 6’5” doctor I met on the apps and I just found out he fosters puppies??? I’m scared

catechism hive rise up

i'm reading the new catherine lacey book and there's a part where she talks about a character growing up catholic and going to "bible club".............sorry but a catholic would never

hilda hilst confirmed freak

there has to be a better way to find love

a girl can never have too many instagrams

sophie cunningham was created in a lab to make women’s sports appeal to dudes who wear wraparound sunglasses and drive a chevy silverado

interior mystical cartel novel

I want to write a novel that’s like breaking bad but written by clarice lispector

would not be surprised at all to learn there are people out there making crazy coin running 200 different substacks written by LLMs to cover various topics and styles. but I haven’t looked into it and I won’t

there are a few (like only a few) genuinely good writers on substack but that website has become unusable due to over saturation of wannabe didions, terrible subscription model, and a ton of ai slop being served up by the algo

can’t think of a twin cities summer where the vibes were any lower than this one

I wish I could live a life where my chest didn’t hurt every time I did laundry but here we are

I was talking to a guy from a dating app and after telling him about my life he was like “can I ask you a question”. and the question was “are you emo”

read the wall by marlen haushofer…middle aged lady just hanging out with a cat and cow for 200 pages

nvm, never writing anything again in my life

telling people I’m writing a book but it’s just 5-6 essay skeletons in my google drive that I haven’t looked at in months

men will complain about the male loneliness epidemic and then when a beautiful woman sends them a world class sext they’ll respond with a SpongeBob gif

it happened in my mind

I’m making salads with greens you’ve never even heard of

just had a dating app encounter so bad I’m looking up ayahuasca retreats

a bunch of my friends are getting PREGNANT and like good for them but also. bad for me bc everyone else’s life gets to move forward and mine doesn’t

I know and I’m glad!!! And thank you for reading my emails lol