Lena

White guy shocks restaurant staff by saying "I'm gonna kill myself" in perfect Cantonese

Them #touhou

im fucking crying bro hes our john candy

Illustration of the Page of Swords tarot card. A black wolf pup holds a short sword in his jaws, sun beaming behind him, pillowy clouds, and a flock of birds. A good boy full of hope and potential. Red vines frame the illustration.

Page of Swords

you’re home!!!!!!!

cartography of my despair

clawing at the walls is all I have

AS UPLOAD / SO DOWNLOAD

mega absol

absolution #zoezoezoeart

this video makes me want to tuck you in

you should hate more

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an illustration of a cartoony girl holding a strange military-esque weapon

fantastic weapon girl

the belf starting experience is the most nostalgic part of the game for me and I have played it over so many times but it is much better with someone you love who has the same brain damage about it

played hrough evensong woods on a wotlk server today with my gf and I think it actually made me become the biggest smiler ive been about a game in a while and now I fear for my future free time

spent all of today so far having flashbacks and being the most suicidal I have been yay

this is what using alpha scolipede feels like

[tim rogers voice] someone emailed me recently; they asked... "have you ever been 'milked'. 'big time'.?" [looks at camera incredulously] Buddy. i was the ONLY almond at Silk. for Five Years. if they milked me anymore 'big time' i'd be. the ONLY almond at Silk. for Six Or More Years

absol is my fav :3

hey man, great story about how we need to let go of things sometimes and how endless repetition causes rot no matter what. can you make a sequel.

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

a dog laying on a porch with a white railing behind it ALT: a dog laying on a porch with a white railing behind it

heartwarming: this dog saw the letter G and instinctively mantled the spirit of the eternal serpent Nidhoggr ❤️

sludgebitch Follow fucking trannies has you doing shit you'd never think of. impulses arise from an alternate dimension where there are no questions and the only answer is "just fucking do whatever man you don't even have to cum" sludgebitch you get a good grade in transgender sex if at some point over the course of having sex you think "am i even having sex right now. does this count as sex". which btw the answer is always yes if you're horny enough sludgebitch ive been thinking about this and legitimately its just that its fucking human like yeah who knows what fucking murky psychological ooze your particular girl on girl feelings arise from but (for example) you think oh i wanna sniff this girls pits and you're not in to pits and she's not in to pits and in a vacuum this might even gross you out but you sniff the girls pits and you both go aww:) or you both go aww >:3c or whatever the fuck and regardless its cute and its nice and its intimate and even if the specific act does nothing for you sexually its still horny because its a connection that doesn't have to force it's way thru the multiple layers of social bullshit that you have to heft around and place between you and everyone else to survive as a tranny in a world you're not supposed to be a tranny in and both you and this girl get to finally just be fucking animals without producing yourself for the consensus of people who want you either dead or perfect. bite her fucking tits

"Bite her fucking tits"