Doc McDoom

They have nukes and that is that.

Slow off the blocks, but he gets there.

"You've seen those six foot sandwiches? Those really big ones? He could have killed that officer. I've directed the Beautiful Pam to seek the death penalty"

Hand him a US map with no state names and let's see how far he gets.

<walks into subreddit with a bouquet of roses after a failed afternoon at the women's prison>

<walks right the fuck back out with roses>

The local high school football team has gone down 2 classes in the last decade. There's literally no one to squeeze for new uniforms. Each season they pick the best 18 remaining jerseys and the quarterback wears #56.

"The Battle Cry of Big Balls"

"The Battle Cry of Big Balls" will be the go-to, single volume history of this decade.

YouTube video by NBC News Trump-voting couple says they regret their vote after being stopped by Border Patrol

It is incredibly easy to sneer and jeer at trump voters who now regret their vote now that something bad happened to **them** — because or likely because of trump — but this man is talking here about the “shame” and “guilt” he feels so I don’t think people who are…

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This WH briefing has been gross and the bootlicking is enraging.

He's going to try to sell them out to come across as 'peace deal maker' and it'll be interesting how strongly the Europeans and Ukrainians tell him to go fuck himself

Watching this press conference and the cronies standing behind him and they consciously or unconsciously made the bet that their service in this moment, for this authoritarian, will never come around to hurt them.

That might be our biggest problem at the moment. Belief of a lack of consequences

"as you might have guessed, this skeet is about Dan Bongino"

Not a one of them has a mask. PROGRESS!

I had no idea about this relationship. Also, "Korean father rejects marriage proposal by African-American suitor" is a bit over the top.

Pouring one out for Stan Beeman this morning.

"Call up a Hammerhead corvette, I have an idea"

That moment when the destroyer comes into view is incredibly funny. Completely breaks the tension.

Maybe this is the criminal element our pedophile president is going to tackle?

Inglorious Bastards for a pick-me-up?

This has been my guy for quite awhile. You think this guy is losing Iowa? No fucking way.

Live, Laugh, Lebensraum

A genuine hiccup in their plans, huh?

Maybe he sees camps as aspirational?

Iowa football must be burned to the ground.

On second thought, maybe the UK was onto something with the ninja sword thing. RIP Spencer Gifts.

Khakis would fuck him up

One of the reasons FDR was the way he was is because he had zero faith that the american ruling class was devoted enough to american democracy to be trusted to preserve it.

Jesus skipped leg day.

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