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just someone they/them matrix: @alto:private.coffee mostly here to make jokes no one will get minors welcome to interact idc (there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)

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Latest posts by probablytoo.online on Bluesky

can you stop smashing your interviewers 😭

13.11.2025 21:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
13.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ain't that the “no sex unless you fold my laundry” fox??

13.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good afternoon calendar guy

13.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes woman's ground

13.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...but can nix fix my relationship with my mother?

13.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
"I HATE Fun" wojak

"I HATE Fun" wojak

06.11.2025 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you should sleep with your windows open

06.11.2025 18:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
cover of the unreleased album "Yandhi" by Kanye West, featuring a minidisc with purple tape.

cover of the unreleased album "Yandhi" by Kanye West, featuring a minidisc with purple tape.

06.11.2025 18:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tacoma Dome visible from T Line, near Freighthouse Square American flag at half mast

Tacoma Dome visible from T Line, near Freighthouse Square American flag at half mast

Tacoma Dome

06.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

real..,

06.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i gotta get a job man

06.11.2025 10:58 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

sleeping on my belly in a loop like a serpent

01.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

incredible things happening

01.11.2025 11:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i love lean because if you don't have anything to show to the compiler you can just say sorry and it will accept it and move on

01.11.2025 11:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

women in suits > > > > > > > ,. .
🤤🤤🤤🤤

01.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

07.09.2025 05:26 — 👍 5156    🔁 1762    💬 29    📌 27

that would be wonderful (also red wine if you have some pls)

26.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

could definitely go for a chicken alfredo rn

25.10.2025 06:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Launching *Disco Elysium* *Time spent: 12 hours and 22 minutes*

Launching *Disco Elysium* *Time spent: 12 hours and 22 minutes*

yea i think that's enough for a first session

25.10.2025 06:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

currently doomscrolling wasm proposals

22.10.2025 21:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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who up being Normal right now it's Normal Hours

09.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 136    🔁 42    💬 2    📌 1

cuz u post good

22.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

matrix spec telling me to clean my room smh my head

22.10.2025 09:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ngl I thought Cksndosksjw was a surname and the recipient is just polish

22.10.2025 08:24 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

share

22.10.2025 08:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

good kid (m.a.a.d city)

22.10.2025 08:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the people's twitter(s)

22.10.2025 08:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have a hunch (and some anecdotal evidence) we'd have much more success attracting users if we stopped making it feel like the os they came from and allowed some culture shock to happen

22.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's still a thing?

22.10.2025 07:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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