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End of a Breezy era.

01.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Breeze has moved offshore... couldn't weather the storm.

Brisebois has been waived by your Vancouver #Canucks.

It's your fault! 😁

01.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GAME #59 RECAP - Nucks Tankfully WIN 5-1 Loss! - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

#Canucks keep the basement Blues-free with fun-free 5-1 loss in Seatown.

Jimmi resorts to roasting stinky chestnuts over an open metaphor - or is it like a simile? Doesn't matter.

The Nucks played poorly and lost well. Tankeriffic performance!

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01.03.2026 08:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a tense season... very grindy grinded. 😄

01.03.2026 06:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shoot less, win more?

01.03.2026 06:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now we know how low the bar is...

01.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Altho... didn't he get the honourary penalty for DOC?

Maybe because he knows the place so well.

01.03.2026 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#Canucks going for the Footey... so soon.

01.03.2026 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Short lived legend...

01.03.2026 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally.

Legendary #Canucks PK get chance to find out if they can be as legendary as the Nucks PP.

01.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with long hair is making a funny face with the words `` so many men so little time '' written above him . ALT: a man with long hair is making a funny face with the words `` so many men so little time '' written above him .

01.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still sore from the shot block? Obeying tank commander orders?

01.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#Canucks survive the Nucks PP. No shortie against!

01.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

73 game road drought?

01.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Know I'm a bit late... It's Ohgren - Nucks were late too. Only fiar.

01.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So soon? Why not wait until the final minutes of the 3rd to make the big push for the non-equalizing goal?

01.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Followed by a 200 character stream of asterisks.

01.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we call him up now?

01.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes.

01.03.2026 03:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pettersson to Pettersson... needed one more Passersson, #Canucks

01.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the watching gets tough, #Canucks fans get watching.

At a safe distance.

01.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta be Myers. Shorten the appoint the captain and trade process.

28.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On the other manage-up foot... Maybe JR is speaking to Franny...

"of course we're going to try and make the playoffs next season - everything going perfectly." 😊

27.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is the NHL adjusting for inflation? If so, we'll make it... if we can battle our way to 24th er... 29th.

27.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Puckpedia says the Canucks have buried him... we don't know where. And he was so young!

26.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#Canucks win another period!! Can you believe it?

Not losing the period means the Nucks get an unnecessary loser point,

26.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeeees...

26.02.2026 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Refs NOT protecting the #Canucks from having to go on the PP. Who woulda thunk?

26.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Refs protecting the #Canucks from having to go on the PP.

Thoughtful.

26.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

#Canucks win another period! Pretty much.

19.5 out of 20 of the 2nd... using Nucks fancy math.

26.02.2026 04:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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