NucksMisconduct

Tough Tanking Night in Canada.

#Canucks win the gratuitous loser point.

Yes! Capt'n What's-His-Name and Chaos were the problem all along.

That plus the TDL shivers are over.

Last 15 seconds of the the second... and #Canucks give up a goal.

Fancy science says 2nd periods are two minutes too long.

Wanted DOC... but gotta a strong feeling it's Karlsson.

#Canucks score! We're winning! Too soon!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

#Canucks win their first road game of 2026! On only the 6th day of the new year. Plus a couple months.

#Canucks last place team defending clown style is saved by a kicking motion from the 28th place team. That's fair.

Not to brag... but the #Canucks PP just beat the best PK in the league! Bessie the Batter!

Alvin is the most unaccountable GM since... the last one. Finger-pointing public cowardice is not a good look.

Hopefully this entire (mis)management team is off the course when the Nucks go golfing.

#Canucks keep the lead all thru the 2nd period... almost.. *sigh*

Call Steamer!

Wooo(ish)! New (old & young) look #Canucks lead the little fawkers 3-2 after 1.

Can keep up with any team in the league (at 28th place or less)

Nah... just showing other GMs what a great PKer they missed out on.

OMG! M-Petey going chaos and Teddy scores! #Canucks lead 3-1... in the 1st period!

Feels a bit early... but the DOCtor is making house calls.

Too much. Way too much... if you win, we'll be forced to ask you to cover EP40s salary for the next couple seasons.

B-b-but what if they do?

Good to know. Thanks for your opinions.

Really? They traded Foote, Alvin, JR and Franny?!

They could have... which team wanted to pay the other half for 6 more years?

For 11.6 million reasons... probably.

Alvin is to NHL GMs what Footey is to NHL coaches.

Incompetency starts at the top. With a side of word salad and refried excuses. So.... #Canucks

Wait! We know 5-6 years is the FAST rebuild.

You're saying there's a faster way? Heresy!

Alvin is to NHL GMs what Footey is to NHL coaches.

Incompetency starts at the top. With a side of word salad and refried excuses.

Because they are very well paid professionals that Franny begged and pleaded to takeover JB's legacy and dump it into False Creek.

Mission Accomplished.

Consistency is its own reward.

over/under of Alvin hitting the recycle button on his excuse generator?

Couldn't PA offered Kane for a 10,000 pick or an old Elvis jersey?

With enough picks can we trade off the owner and management?