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#Canucks performed one of their worst ROG games to reassure us they won't be giving up last place easily.

Jimmi recaps the 6-1 loss in the latest tankerista fashion. It's still an ugly fashion statement.

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03.03.2026 08:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or worse... none of them want to be traded from the country club, so best to not attract positive scouting reports.

03.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They can't. He's got FBI protection.

03.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They didn't stop, even though the #Canucks did.

03.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nooooo! That could be dangerous... there was a time - a long time ago - when the Nucks performed a 1 minute comeback against the Stars.

03.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure can!

Check back in 2028.

03.03.2026 05:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or just the right number to keep the Footey out of the net.

03.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Served FRESH every game in the ROG!

03.03.2026 05:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Call Now! JR's Reclamation Sale is under way! No offers refused!

03.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe they were counting on Goth hockey to make a comeback.

03.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The legendary #Canucks PK gets another chance to make more legends. Or something.

03.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mission accomplished!

03.03.2026 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marcus 'The Tank' Pettersson with the assist on the 4th Stars' goal.

03.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And 70s prices at the concessions!

03.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No worries... Nucks brainy-trust will probably fire him in April.

2027.

03.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's taking Footey's message and leaving it on the bench.

03.03.2026 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Point of Order:

#Canucks getting outshot. Isn't that how they win a game?

03.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trailing, but with a dash of false hope?

03.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incentive to sign the original contract? Make your agent feel like he's a tough negotiator?

03.03.2026 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Freshly installed tanker boards.

03.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#Canucks WIN the 1st period! Mostly.

03.03.2026 03:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That 1st Nucks goal was for the scouts... who gets the 2nd goal?

Gnarland, perhaps. He's kinda way overdue.

03.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wooo!!! Stop The Game! #Canucks are winning!

03.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

So many rhetorical questions...

03.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is multiple choice, right?

a, c, and d

02.03.2026 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Many of us would settle for a Pettersson from Pettersson goal.

Or even a Pettersson road PP goal.

02.03.2026 08:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a shock that would be! NEVER happened before.

🙄

02.03.2026 05:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Patel did claim he took the FBI jet to Italy on official business.

Official Epstein-Class corrupt oligarch business?

Or to investigate Franny for Crimes Against Hockey?

02.03.2026 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So... pretty evenly matched. If one looks past the context thing.

02.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

End of a Breezy era.

01.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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