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We're Nucks fans sweltering in the doldrums of summer, oversimplification is maybe not simple enough. 😁

D) All of the above

Nope. Horrible, actually. Unless...

Can't be true, they were chasing a center. Chase is a winger - an ambidextrous winger, sure, but a center he is not.

Hockey is a great game.

Hockey broadcast monopoly is not.

Expect 40% fewer viewers next year.

This sounds great! Finally the couch GMs get a shot (or a bunch of shots) at pretend greatness.

But, not if the Isles are playing their EBUG. 😁

Also... lower the freakin' cost!

Just because Rogers gave Gary $11 Billion doesn't mean we have to.

With Petey back in the top slot, no room left for another 1C. 😉

On this timeline, we're way past should and shouldn't

Problem is... with Pete coming back, there was no room for another 1C... Suter had to go.

That's a great theory! We need to spread it all over the Taco droppings. 😁

Today (or yesterday) is the day to overpay!

Best minute of Nucks hockey we saw all year! 👍

Interesting idea... the sea of Granlund option has evaporated to SoCal... so finding a Suterable center is getting tougher.

They count double!

Absolutely* with a minor caveat.

*goals in pre-season and in-season PP practice included. 😜

I would overpay Huggie if he wanted to stay with the Canucks.

And on the wet coast, we love a strong Brise.

Sure... but if you score too many goals, you lose out on those sweet sweet loser points. 😁

Good trade? Probably. Only cost some indefinable fraction of a future the Nucks have yet to define and deliver. That's pretty good. 😉

😆

If he can deke and score... call him Swervin' Dervin

Was a brilliant trade. Cats went on to win the Cup with him. Oh... wait... different trade... never mind.

Time for some JR/PA 'vibe' deals... wanna play in a dysfunctional org for less money while missing the playoffs? Sign here!

On the bright side... Nucks fans will be paying more to sit in fancier seats in the ROG and curse this mismanaged, mis-owned team.

That seems fair. 😜

Absolutely.

With the proper genes, diet and exercise as well as mental resilience, some of us will easily live to 180ish. 😍

Woo Woo!

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No worries. Sportynet still got this

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It's decided then. Thanks sportynet.

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We've been kinda silent recently... we're a #Canucks fan blog after all.

And yet... we're predicting the winner between teams we didn't like last year and still don't this year.

This isn't the timeline we paid for with our hard-earned cynicism...

nucksmisconduct.ca/2025-stanley...

For sure. We did too... and then after watching game 7 at a friend's house - we set his deck on fire. An accident or a tribal gesture? Uncertain. 😏