Victory Limerick. Cuomo was a billionaire dork. Who ran for mayor of New York. Mamdani said relax. Let the rich pay the tax. And Cuomo choked on his fork.

Posse Limerickus

#poem #poetry #limerick #fdt #chicagp

Monentary Hope Haiku

Ding dong, the witch is — well, not quite dead, but confused and meaner than ever.

Trump. In 30 days I’ll control every city. Dems. Vote for us next year.

Power Consolodation Haiku

#haiku #poetry #poem #fdt

Your gender is valid and so are you 🏳️‍⚧️

Deploy the army from Washington to L.A. You’ll still have small hands.

Martial Haiku

On stage at the suburban stadium, the cheapest entertainment of the week, presents a man who glows like radium, with thousand dollar slacks and slacking cheek. His eyeballs glitters at the ceiling fan, projected on a Babel tower screen, as God himself demands the humble man, collect a tenth of all my weekly green, because a deity that can create, a hundred billion galaxies next door, can also buy a pastor real estate, but only if I give a little more. And yet his god is weak enough that I, can steal the rainbow from his holy sky.

Queer vs. Megapastor

May your student loan end up listed in a file on Pam Bondi’s desk.

This Haiku Doesn’t Exist

#haiku #studentloans

Before Willie knew he was queer, he kissed with his tongue like a spear. His bestie taught him how to kiss like a girl, and now Billie sips her estradiol beer.

The Pipeline

#trans #limerick #poem

From the empire’s rot, a seedling pushes up leaves so neighbors can share.

Garden Haiku

Rockets glaring red burn the sky to remind us we accept no king.

Independence Day Haiku

#poem #haiku #nokings

Manipulator Haiku.

#poet #poem #poetry #haiku #nowarwithiran #peace

They can’t have a bomb, says the nation stockpiling five thousand warheads.

War Justification Haiku

#poetry #haiku #nowar

Budget Haiku

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Community Haiku

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Trump: I am your king. G O P: Behold the king. Dems: Got ten dollars?

Nonresistance Haiku

#poetry #poem #poems #haiku #resist #fdt

Bleachers near empty, soldiers strolling by at ease, the not-king dozing.

Foxtrot Delta Tango Haiku

#poetry #poem #haiku #nokings #fdt

There’s no i in Donald, no u in fascist, no we in control, no bullet in peace, no tank in confidence, no ice in freedom, and, so long as we sing our millions together, no king in America.

Taco Hell

#poetry #8647 #nokings

Breakup Advice Haiku. When your ex boyfriend accuses you of Epstein, invade Los Angeles.

The Constitution or a fascist dictator. Guardsman, make your choice.

Deployment Haiku

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There once was an Elon named Musk On molly from dawn until dusk. He stole all our data Then called Trump a beta While smoking an ivory tusk.

Elonerick by Deanna Starshine

Haiku for transphobes number 20. Banning queer-themed books won’t keep kids from being queer. they’ll just live in fear.

Haiku for Transphobes #20

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Haiku for Transphobes number 19. If protecting kids is the root of your panic, check your youth pastor.

When the strongman fell, the world was rebuilt from ash and empathy.

Haiku for the Rebuild

#haiku #post47

When his foes are gone, the blood of his friends will color his toupee.

Haiku for Hairpiece

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Dehumanizing “illegals” will justify doing it to you

Haiku for Dehumanizers

Haiku for RFK

#fucknazis #haiku #poetry

Haiku for Kilmar. Denying Kilmar’s due process is the first step in denying yours.