Crash(Out) Bandicoot

Wait… my birthday is in 9 days. I have made absolutely no plans. 😭

Nobody:
FLOW: You owe me money bitch! The 21st. And you betta fuckin pay!

If only I had known that this would reach a boiling point in the next 4 hours. Life is so insane man…

I ain’t taking on foolishness from NOBODY. Sorry. Y’all get up good, I’ve had a difficult 6 months.

Spot on.

Wowzers.

Please switch with me.

Underrated reply 😂

My mother bringing out the curtains… please send help. Please.

I just wanna pass… I just want this performance to be amazing… I just want everything to go right so that I can finally relax. 😪

The people would like to know what the NPC outfit is 😂

Temu does be emailing me everything except what I wanna hear. 🙃

Happy Birthday 🥳

The responses I got were either murder/attempted murder or something white-collar like insider trading.

I am concerned.

And actually do it properly instead of walking around with my phone in my hand 💀

I actually want to do a full cover of that instead of just first the verse and chorus that’s on IG… gonna have to make the time.

Brilliance.

Badly.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

Solo+Allure+Others

I swore it was just me thinking this

Lmfaooooooooo I cannot BREEVE 😭😭😭

LOOOOOOL

Opening an 82+ player pack and getting nothing but 82s is exactly why EA can’t get no extra money out of me. 😒

My life… and I have an event on Sunday so I can’t raw-dog it 😞

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police.

I will never stop laughing about this!

I am everybody.

Me after Dec 16th fr

Has enough time passed to admit that hawk tuah shit wasn’t funny

But never again.