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Wait… my birthday is in 9 days. I have made absolutely no plans. 😭

18.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody:
FLOW: You owe me money bitch! The 21st. And you betta fuckin pay!

18.01.2025 17:41 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

If only I had known that this would reach a boiling point in the next 4 hours. Life is so insane man…

16.01.2025 13:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ain’t taking on foolishness from NOBODY. Sorry. Y’all get up good, I’ve had a difficult 6 months.

21.12.2024 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Spot on.

21.12.2024 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wowzers.

21.12.2024 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please switch with me.

11.12.2024 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Underrated reply 😂

10.12.2024 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mother bringing out the curtains… please send help. Please.

10.12.2024 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just wanna pass… I just want this performance to be amazing… I just want everything to go right so that I can finally relax. 😪

10.12.2024 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The people would like to know what the NPC outfit is 😂

10.12.2024 14:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Temu does be emailing me everything except what I wanna hear. 🙃

10.12.2024 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday 🥳

03.12.2024 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The responses I got were either murder/attempted murder or something white-collar like insider trading.

I am concerned.

03.12.2024 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And actually do it properly instead of walking around with my phone in my hand 💀

03.12.2024 13:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I actually want to do a full cover of that instead of just first the verse and chorus that’s on IG… gonna have to make the time.

03.12.2024 13:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brilliance.

03.12.2024 13:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Badly.

03.12.2024 13:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

26.11.2024 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Solo+Allure+Others

26.11.2024 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swore it was just me thinking this

26.11.2024 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmfaooooooooo I cannot BREEVE 😭😭😭

26.11.2024 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

LOOOOOOL

26.11.2024 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Opening an 82+ player pack and getting nothing but 82s is exactly why EA can’t get no extra money out of me. 😒

26.11.2024 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My life… and I have an event on Sunday so I can’t raw-dog it 😞

26.11.2024 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police.

I will never stop laughing about this!

25.11.2024 22:42 — 👍 17035 🔁 1980 💬 191 📌 124

I am everybody.

26.11.2024 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me after Dec 16th fr

26.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has enough time passed to admit that hawk tuah shit wasn’t funny

24.11.2024 16:13 — 👍 187 🔁 23 💬 21 📌 25

But never again.

22.11.2024 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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