Having to explain vine references to my elder coworkers like I’m part of a cult

You ever try to pet a new dog and it doesn’t let you and suddenly you aren’t sure if youve ever been a good person in your entire life

If I had a nickel for everytime a boyfriend didn’t show up for me when I had surgery, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

New favorite game show entitled “ how do I explain this niche concept to my coworker in the least amount of backstory?”

Today’s episode: reborn dolls

“ I got a charge on my bill from you and I don’t understand why”

That’s because we are a business, next question

Told my coworker I was having a good day while tears ran down my face bc I was struggling to open my migraine medication

Everyday I find out more of the symptoms im experiencing are part of the ozempic side effects and I just get so angry

Why is it that when you tell people you started taking a medication, they respond with the negative side effects like you didn’t already know about them

So apparently ozempic works by making you throw up everything you attempt to eat

Keep buying baby stuff for family and now Amazon thinks I’m pregnant

Strong independent woman until I can’t open my water bottle

Happy pride for your favorite bisexual!!!

Who in the hell was going to tell me the depression, anxiety and ADHD are disabilities? Sitting here shook after finding that out

Told my coworker if she starts believing in flat earth theory we have to stop being friends

dude, bro, man, and little guy are all gender neutral

A new place for me to be unhinged yay