Nicoooohnooooo

Feel awkward rendering their faces so up close on the monitor I feel like I'm intruding
#jayvik #arcane

I hope all the girlies at the boy aquarium appreciate how often the game just turns into a fist fight (it is my favorite part of the sport)

Heated Rivalry is fucking peak gay fiction but I don’t think there are enough straight up first fights.

Yes. Lets him get out all his huffing and puffing and pouting, then takes him inside, pins him down by his throat and gives him precisely what he needs—to be used like a toy by a man twice his size.

Thank youuuuuuuu!!

Don’t you worry I will never be normal about them :)

Oh 100%. Huffy and puffy and still trying to give him those fucking bottom eyes. Vander would weigh out whether it’s more entertaining to pick him up and put him outside or take him into the back and show him what he’s begging for.

Bark bark bark

Hazbin season 2 is like 40% good and 60% embarrassing genuinely what is Charlie fucking doing

Hammerhound lives in my brain rent free

Sending someone over to plop a drink on Jayce’s table without it being ordered, a note scrawled on the napkin directing him to stay put until close. Give himself plenty of free time to just talk Jayce into a knot of arousal, then smack him on the ass and send him on his way. 🥰🥰🥰

He would never say that though because the last thing he wants to deal with in the middle of the bar is a Piltie melting in the middle of the floor. Already getting enough shit for letting Jayce stick around, he’s not trying to make the fact that he’s playing favorites too obvious.

Jayce comes around and doesn’t flirt one (1) time, and the next time Vander asks if he’s feeing better and Jayce just about explodes because he NOTICED.

Absolutely!! He enjoys the attention but Jayce doesn’t need the encouragement, the fact that Vander doesn’t run him off is enough for him to keep coming back.

repost if bottom jayce truther

Hammerhound brainrot…
Academy student Jayce exploring the undercity and becoming a Last Drop regular who can’t stop unsuccessfully flirting with Vander

Let them cook

The other day my partner mimicked one of my sounds back at me and told me it was his favorite sound I make consistently and I wanted to rip my skin off because I felt perceived :)

They came in my house and injected the horn into my bones man it’s crazy how it takes over. Jayce needs nothing in the world like he needs praise and Vander is Good For That.

And don’t worry, I’ve been writing again for weeks and finally started working on drawing anatomy again for serious.

I 🫶 bottom Jayce
#hammerhound

rfk jr’s next medical advisory leaked

I’ve been on a goddamn Jayce/Vander binge for like two days to the point my wife just said “I think you’re unhinged enough about this to learn how to draw” so im ready for any form of Jayce getting to be a dumb lover boy.

Nah dog we can’t be out here with the same name and the same taste that’s fucked up (searched “puppy Jayce” to test the search function) and got this 10/10

Phone screenshot of a Law.com article, which is titled 'Biggest Influencer Scam of All Time'?: PayPal Accused of Poaching Commissions Via Its 'Honey' Browser Extension, the article is by Kat Black, it is a 5 minute read and it was posted December 31, 2024. Article snippet in screenshot says: Fintech platform PayPal was hit with a proposed class action for allegedly replacing affiliate links indicating that YouTube influencers have driven sales of a product or service with links crediting Honey, a browser extension owned by PayPal that applies coupon codes on e-commerce websites. It includes a photo of a PayPal sign in front of an office building.

anyone ever sponsored by Honey/Paypal should know there’s a class action lawsuit specifically for them. (I got an ad on FB fo a different case and when I went looking, @chariotclaims.bsky.social’s website has a form to fill to get some info.