Blork Blanderward

WAIT. You didn't watch it with Zach and me??

New life goal to fly a plane wearing a TGI Friday's uniform.

Welcome home. It has been an honor to follow your saga.

Keynote speaker self-described as "the world's leading Innovation Architect," but their entire speech is just "ask chat bots better questions."

"I genuinely HATE kids. Like FOR REAL," followed shortly by "...I'm just trying to go home and play Minecraft." is an entire type of human.

Another banger for the Michael Shannon file: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...

Christopher Jordan Dorner, in Navy Officer dress whites

Remembering ALL who served. #VeteransDay

So you knew what was gonna happen and chose to do nothing because it will eventually allow you steal unrelated global resources?

I'm bummed house of dynamite isn't hitting. Bigelow can be such a crusher when she locks in.

That's not the point being made by the post. Like, at all.

You're doing the thing.

one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face

When you finally cave and take your first actual bath in 10 years, only to remember that they don't make tubs for people over 5'4.

Love when I get to root for casualties.

Wealthy people shouldn't be allowed to listen to music.

Agree with all of the commentary about the substance, but am I insane for feeling like we're all being a little too credulous regarding the veracity of this piece? It all seems very tailor-made, and I don't quite buy it.

Tearing up watching a mini doc about a legendary 2000s skate rat. Officially in my dad era.

Will 100% be a part of any bad decision you want to make

Seven years since last tattooed. Naturally considering face vs throat for my next blast.

Someone’s belly is pushing up into the buttons.

Guy who's only lost one election to the Boss Baby.

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More of this every day and in every corner of the country please.

[sickos meme except it's my face]

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

POV: We are flirting.

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YouTube video by KEXP Waxahatchee - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

You can navigate the parasocial attachments of Swifties, or you can just listen to an actual songwriter who will crush you over and over again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBQX...

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