Jodie Valade

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

Once again, I must ask: Why can’t we make four-day work weeks the norm??

Proud/not-so-proud moment: My dog understands the word “pup cup” and now we’ve created a monster.

A white, red-haired woman is smiling and squatting next to a light brown lab-mix dog.

Charlotte-area dog owners, come train with me! New class schedule is open: happydogstrainingnc.com/services/gro...

How do we make four-day work weeks the norm?

NELLIE! The best.

Two of my all-time favorites — Chuck Daly and Nellie. So happy for Nellie to earn this honor. He’s the best.

Northwestern is deficit spending ~$10M/week to keep their research going while NIH invoices and new awards are not being paid. Admirable for NU, but not sustainable.

JOURNALISM. We fight.

They got that right! 💪🏼📰🗞️📝

However, my Pop-Kerr 2028 ticket dreams remain.

Gonna miss Pop on the sidelines immensely. He is one of a kind.

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence
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Being an author is like "here's a piece of my soul. Please rate it one to five."

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I’m 5 minutes into the first episode and I already want to bring home that teeny baby chick. 🥺

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.

Schnoodle palate cleanser, for no reason other than he’s cute.

Ah, definitely watching that soon — thanks for the rec!

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

I know I'm not the only one who thinks it's suspicious that the pope died the day after meeting JD Vance.

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White Lotus-ized? Or Game of Thrones-ify? I qualify as both!

This was excellent, @michaelngraff.bsky.social -- so glad to see your writing, again. Thanks for posting, Tommy!

This is how happy he was when I picked him up from daycare last week. 😂

YES. Why did they bring it back and why are they playing it constantly! 😫

Elbows up, Canada.

Noooo! Ugh, I’m sorry. Hope it isn’t a bad case! 🙏🏻

In its indictment of @VOANews the White House says: "In March 2019, Voice of America ran a segment about transgender migrants seeking asylum in the United States." Which in a different era was called journalism.