Ms Possum

Just get the damn thing done

I am really sick of Toyota acting like my oil change takes over an hour

Yea they were just in the streets sleeping and fighting. That’s the only part of Knoxville I saw unfortunately

No one told me this

There are many meth heads here in Knoxville. I’m used to heroin, people passing out crossing the street…. Not meth heads screaming and fighting on the shoulders of the highway

People in North Carolina are even nicer than in Louisiana. I love the south

I drove thru Smokey mountains national park today it was absolutely amazing

I told my boyfriend yesterday that ten minutes into the car ride today I would probably have to shit myself and look at that we’ve been on the road ten minutes and I’m on the toilet in a McDonald’s/shell station

I was like damn we are STINKIN. We kept driving back out of Savanah and NO SMELL. NOT US. Drive back DIRTY SOCK

WHY DOES SAVANAH GEORGIA SMELL LIKE A DIRTY SOCK

Been at Buc-ee’s for 2 fucking hours tryna get the fuck outta here dog

Sitting on the toilet in a random McDonald’s in the Virginian mountains 9 hours and 613 miles from home

Did not have almost shitting myself two times in Virginia on my road trip list

Might actually be suffering from heat exhaustion like genuinely about to throw up lol

Ur girl is not gunna survive Disney world

Not made for this. Tappin out y’all

FML why is it 80° in a gym we pay $112 a month to be in 😭

SO COOLING MATTRESSES ARE A GIMMICK A LIE!!???

Belly grumbling to fucking shit but the only time I have to poop is when I’m about to go pick up a damn child

I am a healthy deleter of the bird app and I get punished for it

Not if u delete the app and try to get back in

I can’t get back into the bird site bc it’s making me confirm my email which I don’t have anymore so possum down

Bird site down bird site down

Decided I have no spending money on Thursday. Have spent $56 so far. Need to get gas too

I’m getting fucking sick. Was it the kids sneezing in my literal face, coughing on my hands, the snot nosed boy or the 1 idiot lady at the doctors office who coughed directly on her hand and handed me my license back

A man with a Hitler stache is here I am not kidding

I forgot if I wear my navy shirt to the gym at least 4 people will question me about it

No one bothered me about taking the day off 🙏🏼 I didn’t even look at my phone to 3 cuz I thought someone would guilt me into the afternoon shift

A six-panel comic called Signs of Spring, Ranked. In panel 1, #10 is Robin - not always a useful sign since robins are quietly present in winter in many areas. In panel 2, there's #9: Daffodil - nice, mundane, #8: Skunk Cabbage - unusual, cool, and #7: Dutchman's Breeches - lol. In panel 3, there's #6: Turkey vulture migrating - gloriously ominous, a humbling reminder of life's transience, and #5: very very small bunny - wow, the little ears. In panel 4 there's #4: Snake sunbathing, with a gartersnake warming itself - underappreciated, looks cozy, and #3: Woodcock going peent - the perfect sound. In panel 5 there's #2: small frogs yelling as loud as they can, with a wood frog floating in a pool inflating itself to make a loud quack - they crave love, or at least they crave the external fertilization of 1500 gelatinous eggs. In panel 6, there's #1, Even smaller frogs yelling, with a spring peeper sitting on the ground making loud calls - yes, YES.

Signs of spring, ranked.

Man when you live in the water you can just evolve to whatever fuckin shape you want huh