TheShinyGuy

You have them turned off 😭

I think I agree, but need to see the back view too. Just to be sure 😈

Are you using the date line or opposite longitude from home for east/west? I'd call Tokyo West lol

Furthest I've been:

N: Flåm, NO
E: Dubai, AE (well, no trace of Shiny went there, just *tax name*)
S: Cape of Good Hope, ZA
W: Shanghai, CN

One day I want to make it to Perth just for the novelty of having been as far from home as I can practically get 🤓

BLIP BOOP 👾

You sit down to pee and then put it up just to bother people. Because that's just how awful you are 🤪

If it were any more Dutch it'd be wearing clogs

Amazingly my first time seeing this. Also: 🥴

I've never seen more perfect "oh shit oh fuck I just walked into someone's picture!" face in a pup hood 😂

I spy @dustybitez.bsky.social 👀

This is doing things for me 🥴

Pikachu watching making the same face we all did as we unlocked the new fetish

We made the rainbow backwards so I guess I'm ynihS for the month 🤷

*implying being a yellow dog on the internet isn't already your hobby*

He seemed to like it when I squeezed his butt every time I walked past 😊

After finishing Andor, I don't think I've ever related to a character more than "slightly anxious robot" 🖤

But you have to visit the air toilet for the obligatory cage check 😉

I see no way this could go wrong!

-𝒮𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓎

I... uh... *woof*

👉👈

Me? 👀

All excellent, but I'm heading for the one with their mouth available 😈

"some guy on reddit thought of it" is a hilarious kink persona origin story

I'm a guy and I'm shiny 🤷

If you see this, repost a robot 🤖

Realized I never posted anything on this profile from the time @theshinyguy.bsky.social visited @pupzipper.bsky.social ( 📸 ) and me.

Which is a travesty because we had far too much fun not to share 😈

😱

But then when you shipped him back to me there'd be 50% less goo/dog 😭

Damn, you caught me. Indeed gonna use you for nefarious and most definitely sexual purposes