TheShinyGuy

UwU it makes me want to write my to-do list on your back 🥵

Signs point to yes!

Well, *signs* point to about 11 o'clock, but I'm assuming that means yes

Had @kevsterx.bsky.social over recently and put him in rubber for the first time... something tells me it won't be his last 🍆👀

Does the pope shit in the woods? Of course I'm down!

Sameee 🥵

YAY I'M IN THE SCREENSHOT

Unf that suit is *painted* on 🥵

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Suggestion:

Suspension always gets me stupid horny and drone-y 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

This was such a great time! @gearmedic.bsky.social doesn't disappoint, and neither does @puptroy.bsky.social 🥵

You know I've got a lot of stuff loose upstairs, leads to some shaking on the spin cycle 🌀😵‍💫🌀

It's "doth protest," not "protests," Mr. Thespian

Come get me if you wanna shut me up 🤪

😡

But what if I had a full orgasm and *wasn't* tortured after? 👉👈

All of my friends want to either ruin my orgasms or keep going so hard I regret cumming 😭

Unironically told mine I would call a significant portion of the scenes I do meditative experiences.

We'll have to practice some self-care next time we're in the same place 😉

😠

Zuki next year:

The taillights really tie it all together

You've just made me realize I've gotta get some good butt pics, but where is that suit from??? I needdddddd 🤩

Fun visit from the insanely sexy @theshinyguy.bsky.social!

Poor shiny hasn’t cum in 4 days… Edged and brutally ruined by a casually hooded @pupzuki.bsky.social

Full body rubber, surrounded by the full body suspension suit, suspended virtually, and hooked up the popper machine…

What a shot!!!

The best chill Saturday afternoons involve several dozen pounds of leather and chains to maintain the relaxed atmosphere. That and @pupzuki.bsky.social indulging his love of cum 💦

📸 & ⛓️: @swkinkyswitch.bsky.social

Many such cases

Cupcakke could write any song on The Life of a Showgirl but Taylor Swift could never begin to write One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy

Just close your eyes whenever you hear one of the following:

"Oh geez"
"Kinda hot"
"I'm gonna need you to calm down"

Walk away from the source until you can no longer hear it before opening your eyes again

I have this really neat habit where I make wall-to-wall insane kinky travel plans and then realize I'm actually ✨exhausted✨ right about when I have to start packing.

Anyway, this year's MIR will be brought to you by Red Bull. Can't wait to see y'all shiny creatures!

I'm seeing two hands and a cock that could be... less free

New sleep paralysis demon just dropped

Feel free to clip it on next weekend 😉

Not even locked and for some reason I'm too horny to function 😵‍💫

Ooh, a *real* challenge!