TheShinyGuy

JAILLLLLL for corrupting one of my favorite and most innocent games 😭

Is that invincible's light blue or turquoise? Looks like a great match to my mid-blue suits. Definitely getting shortlisted for my next rubber haul 💙

Where's this suit from? It's so hot! I neeeeeeddddd 🥵

So it's making you hard, then?

@shinybetamax.bsky.social is the physical manifestation of thinking with your other head, and we love him for it tbh

I am looking *respectfully* 🍑👀

@pupatlas1.bsky.social @rubberexcel.bsky.social @raskur.bsky.social 👀

Well, I *suppose* I could be convinced to take on the challenge 😈

Ugg I need blackstyle mitts

Hard to think of anything to add here except some fist mitts and a plane ticket somewhere it's easier to get to ya 😭

There's a joke to be made here about S&M in the s-domain, but I can't quite nail it down

Down. Good boy. Get to work.

@kevsterx.bsky.social

Oh fuck yeah, affirm me harder! 🥺

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Life is stressyyyyy and that's making me subbyyyyy someone please come take away my agencyyyyy 👉👈

I feel so seen 🥹

I need you to understand I only saw the first line of this in the notification and my first thought was "Is this bitch gonna say it's Nietzsche or something?" 😭

My dirty secret is that even though my whole brand is being shiny and that's what gets me horniest, I actually loathe it 🤫

Fucking hell, just pulled up *the other app we don't talk about anymore* to crank it to my old bookmarks, and now it just auto-plays random bullshit when the video you opened ends. Even in bookmarks! Guess that's the single last reason I kept it on my phone gone

Super horny and want to be in rubber but also super exhausted and can't summon the willpower to create a huge mess aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Recently discovered that you have to actually get on the rowing machine for it to have any effect... mine's been sitting folded up in the corner for longer than I'd care to admit 😬

...I should get some white rubber

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Oh honey it'll take more than a few movies to do that

It shows.

What homeschooling does to you, Exhibit A:

My head canon is that that was one of the housekeepers, not an attendee

Now see that's really annoying because you're absolutely right that was actually the last thing I watched and it's much funnier than what I posted 😤

Would you? 👉👈