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My first Malevolent fanart for my friend @jeannegene.bsky.social s birthday ❤️

#malevolent #masked #jarthur

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*except when i'm laying down and have a mildly sore wrist

i should draw more macro john it's always a good time to draw macro john

there's not much concern of warren taking it badly of course but there's something affirming somewhere in getting him to beg & whatnot like that. he doesn't need to know about pussy yet when he's still just getting handjobs anyway

concerningly high number of my garden fic concepts revolve around them somehow starting to fool around before gordon gets around to telling warren that he's trans in ways where it manages to still not come up organically

funny fetish is real and it CAN [obviously sentence-mixed] Heal! you

the stream i'm watching joking abt the concept of a fetish for Being Funny and i'm just sitting over here having gotten hard from making somebody laugh more times than i can count

i didn't get a in spekta plushie and i'm much too busy hoping & praying for click or patty plushie but i'm really looking forward to seeing pictures of it lezzing out with capo plushie in the future

i don't know if i've been forging a wide enough array of strong interpersonal conections lately for anyone to take interest in me in that way but i think some direct flirting that's not from some random chaser would make my dick explode so hard it launches me up in the air a bit

takes remarkably little to render me so horny that i forget how to talk for a minute

TEEHEEEEEEEEE ^_^

Intriguing

good news somebody else already wrote one of the embarrassing incredibly specific concepts that's been haunting me. bad news they did a really bad job at it so i still have to do it

i'm mister cramps
i'm mister [illegible pained grunting]
i'm mister OW MY BACK

i love selfcest i wish i was real

it's like i always say: don't do anything while having a voice kink, ever

god i was planning on playing some sl4y the pr1ncess tonight bc i haven't touched it at all since july (WHOOPS!!!) but i. don't think i can focus on figuring out how to get a route i haven't seen yet if i hear that voice right now. Sorry,

the other day i was scrolling through the dollification tag on tumbl and i saw somebody in there whose icon was the yellow sign
i didn't see any signs of malev when i went on their blog but Heh. Well. I

hitting him with a big toy mallet that immediately puts him in puppyspace before handing him a bunch of blankets and gordon

i want to watch a particular movie before i relisten to rv but i can feel. one million warren petplay images throughout when i do. it is ON the mind

i need a nice lap to curl up in and perhaps some belly rubs (tentatively. need further research. no clue one way or the other on if i'd actually like the feeling) and a million dolar. and the ability to sprout a penis at will. and to be told that i'm perfect,

sorry if tgis is 2 raunchy 4 you but i want a kiss on the forehead

and a blowjob

THE EXACT SITUATION I WAS THINKING ABOUT IS IN THERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS.

the pleasepraisemes have been lovely obviously but they're hardly getting me laid, y'know? this is toys

how to ask around "would you have sex with me given the opportunity" without feeling like i'm a huge weirdo

the internet is bad now because i can't search up a screenshot or gif of this in 2.5 moments

a lot of media just has petplay in it again Sorry i just got reminded that spirit's a puppydog in stein's brainworld. what was up with that. hey

i deserve to have a little action figure of myself i can temporarily transfer my consciousness into. and i deserve to have somebody whom i could leave this on the desk of with a flirtatious note. and cleaning supplies in a little box an inconspicuous distance away