I redownloaded this app to say this

When did DSBM songs stop having titles like “Traversing The Melancholic Dimensions Of Insurmountable Woe” and start being called stuff like “Sorry Mom…I Am Going To Kill Myself Tonight And End My Useless Life”

“Great work, I am copying (boss) for visibility” is so “do it again so daddy can see”.

Nicole Kidman would play her I’m so sorry.

I love when Coned sends those emails that are tips for dealing with weather and it’s like “you could ration your heat usage because it’s pretty fucken expensive brother!!”

Also half of these bands aren’t even American

This really gives Kazaa virus from 2002

Hey are we still shredding paper documents before throwing them away because I feel like a lot of people already have that info.

I want to unpack this but I don’t.

I have seen three fashion boys wearing this specific shirt this month.

My kink is communism

Does this mean that people’s fear of communism is slowly dying? Maybe secretly want to try it as a treat?

Kinda thought people were gonna start saying “Commie-la” when the election was happening but they really actually did not.