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Here’s what’s going on over at Camp Northstar…also Rockets aren’t rocketing and Teslas ain’t selling

Really staying current on this account John…

Trump will extort Tik Tok for millions and then announce he’ll reverse the ban…

So what happened to

🎶I saw Mommy shooting at Santa Claus…because she’s Republican and she overreacts…

I think Larry Hogan had a few Belts of Orion before he went out on his porch last night…

Hello “I’ve lived in NJ all my life and never saw a drone at night” People

They only allowed drones to fly at night in 2021

Looking at you ChrisChristie

Next MAGA Crisis…”The Government just shot down my Drone”

You’re You Damn right we did!

Settle a bet… who was a bigger star…Stevie Nicks or Rod Stewart?

Today we found out that a White House Press Pass is worth at least $15 million USD…

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.

George Stephanopolous can climb right inside the “I am a failure box” along with Joe and Mika!

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Nancy Pelosi’s “Hip” Replacement

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Why don’t we try making friends with the drones?

Especially since his library is in his pocket…

Good word. Great utility. Extremely effective. 🤝🏼 #aussie #slang #profanity #swearing #cbomb #tastelessbaker #funny #straya TikTok video by Señor Kane

Here’s a Primer

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Sure it looks like a drone…unless you believe

Solved the Drone Problem New Jersey…it was just a couple of kids

Why would Fetterman root for Philly anyway….he never goes there?🤷‍♂️

What could he possibly list as an accomplishment?

Folks that own rental property on Hilton Head Island which depends on tourism from other states should get way more credit for sending Nancy Mace to Congress…

Spend a week in Australia…it means “hello” and “goodbye” over there

Nancy Pelosi just had her Hip replaced in Luxembourg…she’s now subject to a 25% tariff if she returns to America…

People in glass houses…

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MAGPA!

I’m so old, I remember when Muhammad Ali married Ringo … they were so cute together

If we don’t increase immigration…we could never produce all that we import

We simply don’t have a big enough workforce without massive productivity gains…

Trumps policies cancel each other out

Has anyone pointed out to @fetterman.senate.gov that Krystan Sinema was replaced by a Progressive ?

Good morning @curaleaf.bsky.social…can you explain why your prices are so high in New Jersey vs Arizona?

You do know we’re still buying on Black Market, right?