Karl Ohliger 🦖🦕

Dr Alan Grant and Dr Ellie Sattler. Maybe you're their kid.

These people are so determined to be unhappy it's pathetic. I wouldn't be with my partner if they weren't the center of my universe, and I feel no shame in letting them know how much I love them.

It's far from the best documentary out there, but I'll always have a soft spot for Walking With Cavemen.

I love this short little program. I only discovered it a few years ago but it's a lot of fun. I particularly like the ending battle with the Tyrannosaurus and the Styracosaurus. Two species that lived at different times, but close enough in time that the creators had no issue putting them together.

It's why I love old documentaries and movies with stop motion dinosaurs. The animation is charming and unsettling at the same time.

The snake does not like what it can see. Neither does Arthropleura. It is enough to put off even an Indricothere.

My boy was always popular.

I actually learned who Hancock was because of that series. Milo does good work debunking these frauds.

I really need to get my hands on one of these. It's the only G1 Bumblebee I don't have.

Clever girl.

An adult Tyrannosaurus tears into a Torosaurus drumstick, while a teenager samples the meat around the neck. Another adult T. rex in the distance keeps an eye peeled for other flesh eaters in case they take an interest in the kill.

Torosaurus, extra rare

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

I'd love them to take on any era. I want to see Prehistoric Planet take on beasts from any time, from Allosaurus, to Anomalocaris, to Paraceratherium.

Was Most Grotesque Animal. THIS GUY Is A Freak Of Nature.

Fighting for kids to starve, certainly...

all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

I feel this. I'm still looking for Galaxy Defender vehicle mode Bumblebee.

Misty gets her tummy rubbed

My Misty also responds to "Squeak", "Bean", and "Lovely Girl".

Since I found myself in a silly mood this evening.

The Mr Bean car is speaking to me.

Moose

Impale people.

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I think a lot of my favorite characters are like that.

"AI wins not when it becomes more human, but when humans become more like AI: disengaged and devoid of original thought."

a man in a suit and bow tie is smiling in front of a clock Alt: The Doctor gives you a grin and a wave.

Good to see you here!

One news reporting chimpanzee asks another ape, "So is the only solution to reject civilization and return to monkey?" The primate being interviewed replies solemnly with, "So it seems. So it seems."

No one's talking about the ape agenda.

The Pleistocene was a fantasy land, man. The beasts a magic of their own.

a man in a hood says " let the hate flow through you !!! " Alt: Palpatine encourages, "Let the hate flow through you!"

Gooood... goooooood!