Karl Ohliger 🦖🦕

Also, Kei's been having a really not great time lately with the old financials, so if you're a TF fan who wants to show your support, here's an easy way to do that

In-package Transformers Authentics "Core" Optimus Prime & Bumblebee figures.

These might be good if you're kicking yourself for skipping out on Cyberverse.

Was Most Grotesque Animal Stegosaur, who lived in Utah ages ago, is a freak of nature.

I understood that reference!

A digital illustration of Ichthyosaurs anningae, a prehistoric marine reptile, similar in size and shape to modern day dolphins.

Marking #InternationalWomenDay2026 by reposting my illustration of Ichthyosaurs anningae, named for the truly remarkable and groundbreaking Mary Anning.
#sciart

Two of which were monumental to my childhood.

That expression on her face. "Human must STAY. It is CUDDLE TIME."

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Tyrannosaurus rex lives closer in time to humans and smartphones than it does to the actual Jurassic Period.

Mammoths still roamed the Earth when the Great Pyramid of Giza was built and wouldn't go extinct for almost 500 years after the Great Pyramid was completed!

"woah, toilet TV" is so wholesome.

Look at how they massacred my boy...

Great. Thanks Barb. You've finally managed to make me feel old.

"Transform and roll out!"

The snake does not like what it can see. Neither does Arthropleura. It is enough to put off even an Indricothere.

Back in 2020 when I worked at a supermarket I had a guy not wearing a mask get close to me, and when I kept my distance, he said, "It's not a big deal."

Arcee, Elita-One, Windblade, and Blackarachnia.

I'm sorry, I know these names mean nothing to you, you're not a Transformers fan.

I don't mind it so much. He's both an insect and an alien. Nothing about him suggests a chordate standard fo his eyes.

Though, now you mention it, that might be why the Omnitrix symbol covering Upgrade's and Nanomech's eyes in Omniverse might be why I don't like that change to their designs

Human artists, use only one piece of art to convince people to follow you 💚✨

If it was A shade of green I'd like it

That could be the case. I genuinely believed no one cared about me for a long time (luckily I wasn't convinced it was because I'm a man), then my partner convinced me to see a therapist and sure enough I was diagnosed with depression.

Out: Vote Blue No Matter Who

In: PRIMARY THAT FUCKER OR YOU'RE A SUCKER

I am not abandoning people because weakass candidates say supporting them costs votes.

Fuck that noise.

Santa pops out of a window as Batman and Robin climb past.

Finally, a widow cameo in Batman from someone I've heard of again.

I don't think I've seen the whole episode but I remember catching this bit of it.

"If you can't trust Santa Claus, who can you trust?"

Tyrant Lizard Queen: The Love, Life, and Terror of Earth’s Greatest Carnivore The Love, Life, and Terror of Earth’s Greatest Carnivore

Tyrant Lizard Queen, so good even the introduction made @dinopupper.bsky.social cry a little. 🦖

I remember having the XLR8/Four Arms and I think Upgrade/Stinkfly. No clue what became of them.

Transformers Dark of the Moon Deluxe Class Bumblebee

DOTM Deluxe Bumblebee. Objectively, Battle Blade Bumblebee is better, but the DOTM figure is so much fun to mess around with.

Prepping some files for print, and I came across this old fave from 2018! It started of as a commission (thanks @yukonshaun.bsky.social!) and then @dcjosh.bsky.social grafted some gorgeous colours onto it, so it became a nice little narrative piece of Verity Carlo's adventures with robots!