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MajorPoison

@majorpoison.bsky.social

Just an Abyssinian furry with dreams of being a content creator, but lacking the drive to do so.

105 Followers  |  197 Following  |  115 Posts  |  Joined: 13.09.2023  |  1.9718

Latest posts by majorpoison.bsky.social on Bluesky


A WHAPPIN!

03.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo I need some drawing practice and my gay ass feels like drawing y'all with your chests out, so I'll be joining @naolindavis.art in #TittyTuesday !

You know the drill, drop your refs in the comments!
β€’ ANY gender
β€’ ANY species
β€’ 18+ ONLY

πŸ’š and πŸ”„ would be cool for more reach!

03.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 2

Whatcha gonna do, eat me?

03.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please make the head an over saturated orange.

03.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I read this, and I almost regret it. What do you even do with the knowledge that Epstein wanted and was trying to engineer societal breakdown via far right populism bc he thought it would benefit his sex trafficking business?

03.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2872    πŸ” 824    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 51

Two disabled autistic boys were murdered by their parents in Australia

I’m begging everyone to pay close attention to how the media frames this.

There’s a tendency to let the β€œbetter off dead” narrative creep in whenever disabled lives are lost.

Eugenics is everywhere & we must always call it out

03.02.2026 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 643    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6
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My kitty boy sona, Jon! Second pic is a better reference of his face. He also comes in Bustyboi flavor, thanks to @mudamura.bsky.social and inspired by @theycallhimcake.bsky.social!

03.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dawg the Democrats' proposal is to make it illegal for ICE to break the law, like, there's no debate here about what "training" or reform means

30.01.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying down, with Blue flopped over Green, who is still awake. Blue is sound asleep.
Green: Goodnight.

Green looks uncomfortable as Blue begins to radiate heat.
Green: Eeeugh. How are you this warm?

In vain, Green tries to wiggle himself free, but Blue, laying solidly on top of him, neither moves nor wakes up.
Green: HnnngyÀÀÀh!

Green gives up, while Blue, still peacefully asleep, only continues to glow hotter.
Green: How can you sleep comfortably in a puddle of my sweat?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are laying down, with Blue flopped over Green, who is still awake. Blue is sound asleep. Green: Goodnight. Green looks uncomfortable as Blue begins to radiate heat. Green: Eeeugh. How are you this warm? In vain, Green tries to wiggle himself free, but Blue, laying solidly on top of him, neither moves nor wakes up. Green: HnnngyÀÀÀh! Green gives up, while Blue, still peacefully asleep, only continues to glow hotter. Green: How can you sleep comfortably in a puddle of my sweat?

30.01.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3379    πŸ” 528    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11

True cow-coded mentality. Ya love to see it.

30.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you take them on top of your current meds?

30.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Selene
Character by @theycallhimcake.bsky.social

28.01.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them

26.01.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5673    πŸ” 1930    πŸ’¬ 551    πŸ“Œ 418

You heard the remix of this song with Walk by Foo Fighters?

26.01.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1 million gallons of sulfuric acid leaks into Houston Ship Channel, officials say Two people were transported to a hospital and subsequently released after a leak at an industrial facility, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo, who said the greatest impact could be environmental.

Air and water quality were being monitored Saturday after about 1 million gallons of sulfuric acid was released into the Houston Ship Channel, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo.

27.12.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 17
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sorry i have big ol ears and a huge fluffy tail as IF thats MY FAULT πŸ˜”

03.07.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, Level-5. Keep that trash to yourself.

28.12.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good time to snuggle a kitty!

28.12.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are we drawing lolis with giant tits?

27.12.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Owo

27.12.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crucial memory will soon be a memory itself as Micron abandons consumers in favor of AI data centers The RAM crisis is just getting started.

This is like if Tyson stopped selling consumer chicken. RAM is about to cost as much as a brand new pc. The cost of everything from tablets, to phones, to laptops will skyrocket. All because AI data centers are consuming all the available RAM they can get.

www.pcgamer.com/hardware/the...

04.12.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1468    πŸ” 583    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 66
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tail. in. minecraft. πŸπŸ‘€

twitch.tv/okaydonuts

04.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you everyone who joined us for our Vtuber Celebration of @twixegobbo.bsky.social !!

Big thanks to @sososophie.bsky.social and @fuuhibikivt.bsky.social for the raids!

We sent our crew over to the lovely @momotoirneach.bsky.social for History!!

18.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A picture of Vriska Serket as a 'titty streamer', with hergigantic fake tits taking up the majority of the screen.

A picture of Vriska Serket as a 'titty streamer', with hergigantic fake tits taking up the majority of the screen.

A picture of Vriska Serket as a 'titty streamer', with hergigantic fake tits taking up the majority of the screen, covered in sweat, with steam filling the camera.

A picture of Vriska Serket as a 'titty streamer', with hergigantic fake tits taking up the majority of the screen, covered in sweat, with steam filling the camera.

From tonight's stream! A design for a 'titty streamer' Vriska Serket~ I'm really happy with the hair in particular, haha. #nsfw #homesmut #2dart #hugebreasts #breastimplants

22.11.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea, no… BetterHelp isn’t great…

19.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble.

A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.

We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.

19.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4303    πŸ” 1286    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 100

SCOOP IT. xp

01.11.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

turns out i'm just not used to 1440p resolution monitor...

30.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pulchra Fellini drawn slightly overweight

Pulchra Fellini drawn slightly overweight

chubby pulchra :D I love this fat cat (I don't play ZZZ so fat pulchra is canon to me)

cw: furry

21.10.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1505    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s telling you to scoop his shit

30.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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