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Hermione x everyone but Dramione has my heart Reylo, Darklina, and Rutag by osmosis Fanfic, TSwift, and my dog are my entire personality Born in 1989 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

πŸ•―οΈManifesting πŸ•―οΈ

28.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4089    πŸ” 2864    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 132

Because any one person has a very very high chance of behaving in a baffling manner πŸ˜‚

18.08.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But that was too much for him πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

The apps are tough. Well, dating and love and other people are all tough πŸ˜‚ one of my app policies is to be all or nothing so when I’m on them I like to be talking to enough people at a time that I can’t spend too much time thinking about any one person

18.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ the wyd πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I totally understand wanting to send the closing message because otherwise it’s not resolved in your own mind but also it’s more than he deserved. I don’t think time between messages matters as much if he’s able to respond in a full sentence and continue the conversation

18.08.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman Alt: Marie Kondo says i love mess while talking to another woman

Only if you want to of course! But just from that…wut

17.08.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He has to!!!

24.06.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

21.06.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Um beautiful but ow!!

16.06.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
an email offering a limited time offer which reads:

Hi there,

Just a quick note: chewbac.com is available. Securing it could complement your brand at chewbac.ca. Could you please forward this to the relevant team member?

Kind regards,

David Pavel

an email offering a limited time offer which reads: Hi there, Just a quick note: chewbac.com is available. Securing it could complement your brand at chewbac.ca. Could you please forward this to the relevant team member? Kind regards, David Pavel

I would bet my life that "David" here is using a algorithm that grabs .com domain names when they're available but the .ca is taken, and then tries to flip em to whoever owns the .ca - but tell me David, why would *anyone* want chewbac.com and not chewbac.ca? Chewie would not approve

16.06.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

Neville needs the sharpness and loyalty and Pansy needs the softness and defiance

31.05.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also many 7th year room of requirement quick and fraught and emotional fucks 😭 each of them doing their best in the upbringing and circumstances that have brought them there but neeeeeding the other

31.05.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok it might be the wine I’ve had tonight but penetration with vines is way up there, I think that Neville can talk to / command them, so like they fuck him while he fucks Pansy, and of course one vibrates on her clit and his dick at the same time

31.05.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

537!

06.05.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!

03.05.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day Eight, Reveal Two

β€œ Respectfully, shut up ” by @zzbottomz.bsky.social πŸ’š

archiveofourown.org/works/645182...

22.04.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Crazy person thing 😳 I’m from the West Coast but I lived New England for 11 years so I feel like I can pass a judgement!

22.03.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A small tricolor dog with a neon pink leash is sniffing the ground on a grassy hill

A small tricolor dog with a neon pink leash is sniffing the ground on a grassy hill

19.03.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

19.03.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!!!

19.03.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

14.03.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!!!

12.03.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BD
Un bonhomme avec un parapluie
Un bonhomme avec un parasoleil et un autre qui barre E I L de parasoleil pour faire parasol

BD Un bonhomme avec un parapluie Un bonhomme avec un parasoleil et un autre qui barre E I L de parasoleil pour faire parasol

11.03.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

In this house we get off on any attention whatsoever

27.01.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 977    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 33
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Tom Holland no volarΓ‘ en este lipsinqueo, pero si te harΓ‘ bailar con su versiΓ³n de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.Β‘SuscrΓ­bete a Comedy Central LatinoamΓ©rica y no te p... Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

Has Bluesky gotten the Always Reblog Tom Holland's Umbrella process underway yet?

28.09.2023 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1041    πŸ” 914    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 120

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

01.03.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Silly :)

28.02.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neville 😜

28.02.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DMATMOOBIL is my comfort fic, and I reread The Seduction often too as a cozy fic

25.02.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe but I’m insane with you and I see it and absolutely yes

24.02.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!! I’ve told myself I will read some of those when I have the mental fortitude and the desire to do so and I also know that day may never come πŸ˜‚

24.02.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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