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THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Because any one person has a very very high chance of behaving in a baffling manner 😂

But that was too much for him 😂😭

The apps are tough. Well, dating and love and other people are all tough 😂 one of my app policies is to be all or nothing so when I’m on them I like to be talking to enough people at a time that I can’t spend too much time thinking about any one person

😂 the wyd 😂😂😂

I totally understand wanting to send the closing message because otherwise it’s not resolved in your own mind but also it’s more than he deserved. I don’t think time between messages matters as much if he’s able to respond in a full sentence and continue the conversation

a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman Alt: Marie Kondo says i love mess while talking to another woman

Only if you want to of course! But just from that…wut

He has to!!!

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Um beautiful but ow!!

an email offering a limited time offer which reads: Hi there, Just a quick note: chewbac.com is available. Securing it could complement your brand at chewbac.ca. Could you please forward this to the relevant team member? Kind regards, David Pavel

I would bet my life that "David" here is using a algorithm that grabs .com domain names when they're available but the .ca is taken, and then tries to flip em to whoever owns the .ca - but tell me David, why would *anyone* want chewbac.com and not chewbac.ca? Chewie would not approve

Neville needs the sharpness and loyalty and Pansy needs the softness and defiance

Also many 7th year room of requirement quick and fraught and emotional fucks 😭 each of them doing their best in the upbringing and circumstances that have brought them there but neeeeeding the other

Ok it might be the wine I’ve had tonight but penetration with vines is way up there, I think that Neville can talk to / command them, so like they fuck him while he fucks Pansy, and of course one vibrates on her clit and his dick at the same time

537!

Congratulations!!!

Day Eight, Reveal Two

“ Respectfully, shut up ” by @zzbottomz.bsky.social 💚

archiveofourown.org/works/645182...

Crazy person thing 😳 I’m from the West Coast but I lived New England for 11 years so I feel like I can pass a judgement!

A small tricolor dog with a neon pink leash is sniffing the ground on a grassy hill

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Happy Birthday!!!

Happy birthday!!

Congratulations!!!!!

BD Un bonhomme avec un parapluie Un bonhomme avec un parasoleil et un autre qui barre E I L de parasoleil pour faire parasol

In this house we get off on any attention whatsoever

Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p... Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

Has Bluesky gotten the Always Reblog Tom Holland's Umbrella process underway yet?

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Silly :)

Neville 😜

DMATMOOBIL is my comfort fic, and I reread The Seduction often too as a cozy fic

Maybe but I’m insane with you and I see it and absolutely yes

Yes!! I’ve told myself I will read some of those when I have the mental fortitude and the desire to do so and I also know that day may never come 😂