Victoria

"End Of The Road" by Boyz II Men is the Wuthering Heights of R&B.

"I'm at the gay church for breakfast" was not the response I anticipated when I text my son to see if he received his tax forms yet. 😂😂😂

It's quite possible.

Son asked what was for dinner.

I asked if he wanted fish and grits and all that pimp shit, but he did not say "oh yeaher". 😞

Poor chalk drawing of Sir Patrick Stewart as Scrooge with the caption "Christmas?" Then the word "Humbug" crossed off and "Make it so." written below it, in reference to Star Trek TNG.

Drawing with children's chalk is not easy. Good thing nobody in my house knows who this is supposed to be anyway. 😆

Giant hot cocoa made of foam and cardboard

Giant foam Little Debbie Christmas tree

Thin gingerbread man made from foam board

Outdoor display of holiday decor made from foam board and cardboard

Used up some of the junk in my garage to create a bit of holiday whimsy. ☺️

Foam board insulation cut and painted to look like a Little Debbie Christmas tree.

This is turning out so much better than I anticipated.

"Grab the camera and get in the car!"

Tiny book of Jane Austen's complete novels

Set of tiny books, including Jane Austen, The Brontes, William Shakespeare

Great news everybody! A brief reprieve from my giant purse because....

I made the mistake of sitting on the floor earlier. Took me 10 minutes of floor parkour to get back up.

Ferengi nonsense is my favorite.

"Get the cheese to Sickbay."

After 2 weeks of ripping wallpaper down, patching plaster and SO MUCH painting, my kitchen is nearly done! Next up is wainscotting. 😵‍💫

Window prop with hand through the bottom pane.

Just making sure it can withstand me putting my arm through while screeching for Heathcliff to let me in. 😆

Is that a melatonin in your pocket or are you just happy to zzz me?

Sure am glad I got that "copy write" in 1993. 😆

I love stop motion animation.

Tiramisu with an abundance of cocoa powder.

What? It's not like I accidentally inhaled cocoa powder and choked in the middle of a fancy restaurant or anything.

Instructions on back of box read: Due to use soft material,there might be a small amount of deformation. However the deformation won't affect the use. You don't need to deal with it.

"You don't need to deal with it." 😆😆😆

Could someone with a med background let me know how long it would take to turn septic from a necrotic ovary? And how quickly a torsed ovary becomes necrotic?

It flares up every few days, but as long as I take it easy, I can get by. Keeping my phone close, waiting for that call from my Dr that someone cancelled and I get to move up my surgery.

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I signed my husband up for the AARP birthday special and minutes later, received my blood work results showing I went from "not even close to menopause" to "postmenopausal" in just 7 months. 😆😆

Same. I wanted to form my own opinions and tried all 3. Never picked up another book from any of them. It was worth the try because I often like things many think suck, but 🤷🏼‍♀️.

I gave them all an honest try, and while not unreadable, 1 of each was way more than enough for me.

The grapefruit-sized mass in my abdomen that nobody could figure out is, apparently, my ovary. So, life's been a lot of fun lately.

Glad to know my uterus didn't grow back after all. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Chalk drawing of DMX with text bubble stating "Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here".

Not my best work, but an accurate portrayal of today's mood.

So, I guess I'm just SOL for wanting to still watch stuff on Paramount and Max after updating my TV.

Anyone else's update screw up their sound?

Thinking about the time I got arrested in English class because somebody pranked the police dept and said I did a drive-by and shot him.

Mostly just cheese with truffles incorporated into them. A good garlic dill is a great option too. I prefer goat cheese, but will settle for a sharp cheddar.

The key to my heart is fancy cheese.