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Mr. Valdez

@iammrvaldez.bsky.social

Burlesque dancer/producer/emcee. Shitposter. Neat guy.

113 Followers  |  96 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.6262

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Sometimes I just sit back and think.... LL Cool J really had a song where he went.... zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh...zuh zuh zuh.. zuhzuhzuzuhzuh

And we ate that shit up

29.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Little clip from my performance at the Colorado Burlesque Festival

15.07.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lemme at it!!

09.03.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Giddy up, its the wild wild west and I think it's about time for the midnight cowboy....

09.03.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you for treating ya boy well Albuquerque!!!

02.03.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here i come Albuquerque

01.03.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.01.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some Friday dancing for yall

24.01.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 2

22.01.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Howdy

16.01.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pics from my performance at Trash Presents: DILF

02.01.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bear is such a weird show but I can't stop watching it

02.01.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lil dancey dance break last week

02.12.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a 2 workout kind of day

20.11.2024 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HAPPY HUMP DAY FUCKERS

20.11.2024 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GIRL. Imagine coming back in town only to find out you're getting sued. 🀣🀣🀣

20.11.2024 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Jake Paul gives off "I dont hold my ass cheeks open in the shower because I'm afraid people are gonna say I'm gay" vibes.

16.11.2024 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok....can we pause and appreciate that this announcer's name is Big Mo?

Anyone?

Just me?

Roll tide?

16.11.2024 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching everyone cover their drinks as Jake Paul's car drives by them all

16.11.2024 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I fucking love flannel season

16.11.2024 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth be told.... I have zero sympathy for a child that falls and starts crying in a restaurant because they were running around the table. Zero.

16.11.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LuAPSL/

15.11.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whats up Bluesky?! Hmmmm...maybe i will actually use this platform for stuff other than...um.... ya know lol

15.11.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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