clit eastwood reborn

fix your hearts or die!

A nurse, going through emotions

Accidentally checked the news

I think when you start to sound like this maybe you shouldn't get to have a public platform anymore idk

imagine hating me and im just dancing to fall out boy in my kitchen

Me when I'm out: wow I can't wait to do all the things I want when I get home!
Me when I get home: mmmm yup nap time

If someone wishes you "happy holidays," it doesn't mean they hate Christmas. They're simply acknowledging that there are *many* sacred observances that take place this month, including the anniversary of Muntadhar al-Zaidi throwing a shoe at George W Bush on this date in 2008.

rfk wants to give you REAL worms

did i give you my brain worms

i got like five of them with no outside influence i don't wanna hear it

i send ONE (1) tiktok of pretty pickles to @xoxogossipthey.bsky.social and suddenly im the algorithm ruiner

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

locked in????

abba is fleetwood mac on antidepressants

HOOTIN AND A HOLLERIN

im in love

at least you didn't have to call someone to pick you up

let me have your soup

bottom five???

what does she say is the real question

i haven't used this app in two years I saw "25" in my bio and audibly said what the fuck

GUESS WHOS BACK

if I do not shitpost i will succumb to my own soul crushing emotions

i have resorted to shitposting on facebook because I keep forgetting this app exists

think about what

if you didn't wish me happy birthday ya mom's a hoe

i stand corrected, hes the founding father of styx

guys the hat man is actually just a member of styx

was i loved or was i right?

ngl being off twitter has done more for my mental health than any ssri ever has