Dan Cox

When you have cats, you're never lonely in the bathroom.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Whatever Farage says, remember this tweet

Grok is so much worse than you think.

Keir Starmer did everything he could to be US poodle and his strategy has ended in total humiliation. Both him and Farage are puppets of a hostile foreign nation.

It's obvious that if someone is a bully - you don't just keep appeasing them.

Disastrous strategy by Labour.

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny https://theonion.com/all-6-branches-of-armed-forces-present-at-arrest-of-undocumented-nanny/

Pizza chain Papa Johns is one of the partners integrating Google's agentic shopping features into its ordering system. Customers will soon be able to order via a chatbot that can autofill in their last order, suggest items based on dietary restrictions, add coupons and deals, and use a "pizza assistant" to get recommendations for group orders. In a demo video shared by Papa Johns, the chatbot assistant asks for the number of people in the group. Don't want to count how many people are eating? No problem - just upload a photo of everyone in the group into the Papa Johns chatbot.

at last we will be free from the backbreaking drudgery of ordering pizza from a menu and even counting how many people the pizza is for www.theverge.com/tech/863365/...

ICE is what happens when little boys grow up only playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and don't balance it out with silly little games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Not a drop of whimsy to be found in these broken men.

The data has been turned into a searchable tool on HaveIBeenFlocked.com, which says it has data on more than 2.3 million license plates and tens of millions of Flock searches. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.

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Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

Video from the port city of La Guaira shows the aftermath of explosions that took place across Venezuela on early Saturday morning. President Maduro has declared a state of emergency after accusing the US of striking the country.

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.

Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

spot on. they're trying it now with AI assistants, soon they'll be doing it with AI weapons

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Zack Polanski: spend £400m on kindness to channel migrants.

The Telegraph highlighting - yet missing - two vital points here.

1) We're not calling for £476m to be spent. It already is - this is about diverting it to actually helping.

2) Why "cruelty" in question? The £476m we're spending is part of an operation tear gassing babies.

Kerbal Space Program is an educational game for learning why launching your enemies into the sun is actually extremely difficult

like orange cats?

I just realised there's a Logan Paul and a Jake Paul and they're not the same people

The Epstein Files, everybody!

curious how no gamer chuds are complaining about a lack of dick and balls jiggle physics. i want the player character dark souls 4 to get a stiffy everytime they successfully beat a boss or something visually to signify they're satisfied of this achievement also

Studio Business Rates There are c. 500 recording studios in the UK. Like Grassroots Music Venues, recording studios are really struggling. Like venues, they require huge investment in a physical premises and are facing inc...

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What a great headline

because a green government would also bring in PR voting system. This is the sort of thing that keeps far right leaders out in the EU, or at least tempers their power. currently we concentrate a huge amount of power with the Prime Minister

Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.

I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer

Hello my bodega got a new health code violation, his name is Tiger and he is six months old and when he heard the meat slicer he RAN behind the counter like a lightning bolt

The Wallace Monument - A towering stone structure in Stirling, Scotland that bares a striking similarity to the tower featured in the film.

If you thought Frankenstein's Tower in the Guillermo del Toro movie looked cool, check out the real-world inspiration behind it...

This is so insane. #MedicareForAllNOW