Daddy Hobbes aka The DC Hobbit

I am really happy for all the X/Twitter refugees that came here… but damn… this place feels really commercialized now. Genuine connections gone, see my full thoughts at (insert of or jff) links.

Yo, Amazon needs a Luigi

Just going to put this out there, if you message me on telegram that’s awesome, but for fuck sakes share at least a picture of yourself and where you’re from. I shouldn’t have to go into private detective mode to figure out who you are mate. Thanks

I seriously hope everyone who sat out gets to feel shame and regret for allowing a man who will spend the next 4 years tearing down a better America for all of us, for an America sponsored by corporations and greed where only white cis men flourish. Good job you guys… fucking banger

You, by inaction, have assisted in letting an authoritarian take power. And in 4 years when our country looks even less progressive and like the America you wanted you will only have your selves to blame. Moral compass and Virtue signaling don’t make change, voting does & participation in government

You are also the problem. I get that the candidates are not great choices for you but in sitting out you ensured that the worse of the two was elected. You decided that since you couldn’t get instant gratification on your morals you just didn’t vote.

I have been having this irrational anger over the election and here’s why, regardless of who you voted for you participated. Simple as that, if you voted for Trump we are not friends but beyond that, if you decided to sit out and protest the election because of one candidates stance on Gaza

This is funny to me for all the wrong reasons… uniforms ALL uniforms are sexy but like… full fire fighter uniform?

Me

Try pressure washer simulator my daddy vibes tingle play

Definitely interested in a nice long Swedish massage

DMV = D.C., Maryland, Virginia

Thoughts from the barber shop. Why do the weakest most out of shape guys seem obsessed with guns? Also new haircut

What I love is how judgmental swingers are lol show your upside down pineapple like it’s not big deal but one thing they don’t understand and they clutch their social security check and feign innocence. Lol sorry your best friend was treated this way.

Star Trek: TNG

DMs are open, slide on in 😘

This was an episode for Futurama

The reviewer thought you were too hot

To be fair 35 looked different in the late 80’s and 90’s

If this app offered video support it would kill off what’s left of twitter also here’s a fresh haircut

Good gravy you are gorgeous

If you’re in the DC/DMV area send me a follow and message me on telegram. Let’s get drinks, food, or naked!

This Dad is a hypersexual dominant hedonist, this may or may not turn you on.

Where are my DC gays and ALTs 😈

Always start your day with a hot sticky mess

First post in the clouds