Warner Warnerton

Gimme the beef boys and beef my soul, i wanna get lost in your beefy rolls and just drift away…

Saban is like vince mcmann

Mcdonalds should make an ad campaign where Don “Donnie” Donald Macdonald, a 43 year old mob man in a suit with a new york accent threatens you to buy their products.
Ads could end with “so come on down to Don’s. or els.”

Or

“So come on down to don’s! Or else!”

I miss you David

@jettvampcat.bsky.social

I actually did cosplay Gregg a while back! Remind me to post it for you guys

Nosferatuah

They should let shadow the hedgehog say fuck ONCE in sonic 3

“I like when grandpa drinks Cause he gets offended at things less” ~my 12 year old cousin

One of my favourite flicks in the subgenre of R rated movies for kids

If i had kids, their asses gettin’ named “cole” and “slaw”

Dead in bed, rewatching drunk Disney on YouTube. Low-key miss practical folks

@carebecc.bsky.social you gotta see Get Away with Nick Frost ASAP. I think it’s leaving theatres soon, but it’s a great watch with a crowd, and you just gotta go in blind for this one. You’ll be asking “where the hell is this going??” a good bunch.

I fw him so hard, man

Nazi punks GTFO>BFG devision

#doom #wolfenstein #mickgordon #doom2016 #bethesda #idsoftware #gaming #metal #music

Fleshlights feel like a concept created for a David cronenberg movie

I love when people have trademark words, especially for things they like. “This rules!” “This rocks!” “Thsi is a zinger!”

My beloved Beavis and Butthead are on the Criterion Channel this month.

me during literally every single creep tapes episode

#filmsky #animation #perfectblue #madgod #shudder #horror

That’s fuckin’ brutal man.

“….yep.” Then he shut the door and left

I watched the lighthouse for the first time, in the rec room of the resort I was working at, last summer. Resort manager walked in on it as soon as Robert Pattinson screamed and came.

Coffee table was fucking insane

Bill and Ted have the most chronic undiagnosed ADHD I’ve ever seen

V/H//S/2 shares a director. Anything fellow V/H/S director, Timo Tjahjanto, has made is also totally worth checking out. Finally, John Woo’s the Killer and Hardboiled are S tier

The Trial by Franz Kafka (1925):

Make sure you get to the fugitive with Harrison ford. An absolute masterclass in action and mystery

My friends confirmed they’re available for #creeptapes night tonight and I scream and got a noise complain :( #creepingmypants