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Wasn't she originally called a Bounty Hunter b/c Sakamoto and co. were referencing Star Wars and thought it sounded cool?

Sorry to subteeet, but 'Nintendo draws Samus as a supermodel while fans draw her as a lesbian goddess' is an utterly deranged take. The overwhelming majority of Samus art is the most basic bitch cheesecake stuff.

Sony worried that someone might actually want to play their games

“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale

good work, John Roberts

Wind Waker at the very top so it's automatically a good list

Which Zelda game is she from? I don't recognize her.

ofc "non-dogshit" is VERY subjective in this fandom and could be referring to anything, so to elaborate: Link's Crossbow Training

(this is a joke)

My Hot Zelda Take is that I find all the 2D Zeldas to be less interesting and generally worse than the (non-dogshit) 3D entries.

Sketch of Etna from Disgaea, with a cheeky smile. She has a wide, white belt and a very small black mini skirt. Long black gloves with a belt at the top, and a very small top that barely covers her small breasts. She has skull shaped earrings, small wings from her upper back and a tail with a heart shaped tip.

Etna sketch 🙏

Horrible list. EVERY Princess Zelda is Top-Tier.

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I /knew/ the guy getting his ass screw attack'd by 15ft Ridley tail looked familiar!

got a job at nintendo a while back ago. it was kinda stressful to work with a legend like samus but i think i did a pretty good job

Super Mario World has an extremely eclectic art style whereby many enemies are drawn in completely different ways. Development files reveal Mario went through many stylistic changes; it is possible that all the enemies were made to fit Mario, but at different points in time.

Eurgh. It's not even cutting corners. They just decided to not have artists involved at all and just used whatever they could squeeze out of an image generator.

There's a whole set of Generic Ghibli Style ones in there too.

This is Call Of Duty, the poster child for budget excess in AAA. So tacky.

Iono #Pokemon

Ancient Celi Idol

Crazy that Majima and Kiryu were able to meet someone who is kind of like a dragon

The beloved FPS in which a bounty hunter makes sure everything is neat, metroid prim.

Rest in peace.

this is sexual harassment

this aged very well

WOAH who's this hottie 👀👀👀

This like when Deathbattle finds an obscure comic feat no one knew about

I think part of the reason why a single preview has taken hold of the Metroid Prime 4 pre-release narrative and will likely define its reputation even after release, is because Nintendo hasn't shown anything else that made people excited for the game. "metroid prime: 4!" is the entire sales pitch.

I’ve heard that 4 in 10 cops are planning to leave the force.

Google “40% of cops” for more info.