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Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

a gray whippet puppy with white on her paws, tummy, and snoot and blue eyes sits in a living room with a gray couch behind her. she's giving us an innocent expression and the teensiest hint of a blep with her pink tongue. we're looking up at her from a low angle, so it seems as if she's towering over us.

This is Rosie. She doesn't have a bad angle, but prefers this one because it makes her look tall. 12/10 (IG: whippyrosie)

Been doing this for years and not a single headline

an illustration showing hello kitty on one side and a creature crouched down on all fours on the other. a line with arrows at each end and text that says "girlhood is a spectrum"

and it really depends on the day for me

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

This is Zebby. He finally managed to catch his tail. Super proud of the accomplishment and would like to pretend no one saw the part right after. 12/10 (IG: zebbythegolden)

sherman, for the love of god!

My big 10 month old tuxedo baby cat, Dudley lying on the floor with his arms spread out and looking up suddenly with wide eyes and massive pricked up ears like he just remembered he left the keys in the car or whatever. His back end is out of shot

A picture of Jiji the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service sitting in an upright position on yellow background with a very similar facial expression to Dudley

Dudley with his doppelganger

"After we win in November, we do not demobilize. The rich and corporate interests who tried to buy this election with the millions they stole from our pockets will want to see us fail.

We won’t let them." - Chi Ossé

gene kelly is antifa

Two sides of the same coin

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

A young cheetah reaches out to grab the pant leg of a person next to them.

“Hey mister, wanna see me go really fast? Mister?”

🚨The absence of media coverage of this natural disaster in Alaska, the lost/missing people, and the destruction of the aftermath is up to us to share. Please help if you can - even if it is just spreading awareness. There is no FEMA going to help them. 1/2

Aquarius: You will come to realize that being sold to the circus when you were nine may have caused some lasting emotional trauma.

Being a logical and intelligent person with a mental operating system that randomly wants to self destruct is so weird because I’ll get these horrible, harmful intrusive thoughts and I kinda just need to pat them on the head and dismiss them like, “that’s nice dear, have a cookie and go play now”

Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu." Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.

Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

Democrats are captive to outdated etiquette. It’s endangering democracy | Ryan W Powers The establishment left’s attachment to rigid rules leaves the party out of touch and failing to meet the moment

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... “The task now is to channel deliberate, nonviolent unruliness into strategy.”

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy

Nooo… 😭 She is the GREATEST! I have told people that her flawless, heartbreaking scene in “Something’s Gotta Give” is right before mine; & when making my reel I would want to put her scene on, forgetting that I’m not in it! Replayed a million times 😢 She’s so lovely, Jack ADORED her 🥹🕯️ 🕊️ RIP Diane 💔

A snowshoe cat is sleeping on a chair on top of a blue heating pad and white and pink striped throw

A gray pointed Siamese is laying on and partially covered by a red comforter. He is in a C shape

Saturday Morning vibes. Mochi and Miso having a lie in #caturday #cats