Orbán Viktor Prime Minister of Hungary Parody

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🙏What would I do without you 🙏

Dear Fellow Citizens!

I hope you're not angry that

I’ve taken more than 15 years of your lives,

turned Hungary into the poorest country in the EU,

I'm going to disappear with the money,

and there’s NOTHING you’ll be able to do about it.

vo

Well, I need a new enemy every time

yes

Yep, that's my best tweet!

Je continuerai à craindre davantage le Parti Tisza

True

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Dear Lena with Austrian money!

I will be there also. disguised.

thats true but the the not for the people who lives there. That's nightmare for them.

vo

well...I just want to leave EU now cos no EU funds. Simple as that. And need the super-far-right votes for 2026 elections.

I am in panic mode so I call anyone who disagree with me simply "bugs" in my March 15.th speech. Than the polls showed that it backfired so I apologised. Here we are now :((((

I need the EU funds, sorry! and well yes, I am a Fascist!

In my March 15th speech, I called politicians, judges, journalists, civil organizations "BUGS."

I hereby apologize!

From the bottom of my heart, I beg for forgiveness for being misunderstood!

I was not calling them bugs, but rather EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME!

So my government gives inflation a new name every month...But seriously!

February: Surprise inflation
March: Lightning inflation
April: Turbo inflation
May: Apocalypse inflation
June: Quantum inflation
July: Black hole inflation (nothing escapes!)
August: Multiverse inflation

Today at 18:45 European time whatever, I will desperately try again to publish the Russian kompromat that has taken me hostage and so make all my actions clear.

only on Twitter/X.

Today at 18:35 European Time whatever I will try again publish my russian kompromat which holds me hostage

only on Twitter/X

Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat

only on Twitter/X

💯u nailed it

@kwiatkowskiadam.bsky.social

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@alsimplicio.bsky.social

In the long sweep of history, no Hungarian Prime Minister will be more reviled and hated than me.

I will be seen as a criminal perversion of the office, a low, vile, and reprehensible traitor to our ideals and the Republic.

My family members will change their names or flee.

Very nice offer thank you but I just want to be a simple, kind dictator to extort Hungarians. That's all!

I am not only ignore court decisions, usually I write them.

vo

Actually Putin's tool and not Putin's troll. But you have to understand I have such a kompromat that even when kompromats talks to each other and they see mine, they say, well, this is A REAL KOMPROMAT!

Well, I have such a kompromat that even when kompromats talks to each other and they see mine, they say, well, this is A REAL KOMPROMAT!

vo

They will. And I will have a good time in Marbella, Spain if things go nasty.

Exactly but right now I need the super far right votes desperately

Its really a parody