Thorpe Langton

”Protect and esteem women” by assuming they aren’t capable of making level-headed business decisions about how they want to make money and support themselves and that they should be ashamed for working at a strip club.

I’m just a simple country lawyer and even I’m dunking on the justice department

What unfun dweebs complained?

No one has asked this old hag for an ID at a liquor store in at least 30 years

This dickhead is kidnapping Minnesotans with asylum and refugee status and now he’s out here just offering it up as a PR move?

Man has been completely lost since his dad (John McCain) died

I bought beer in St Paul yesterday and was not asked for ID. I’m sure Steve here hasn’t been carded in two decades

Wait, thousands? How’d we jump from 6 to thousand?

This song is a hit with my 11-month old

It is perhaps a bad sign for Kendall Qualls’ name ID that I dont know which of these men is Kendall Qualls

He hasn‘t done a live show release on Bandcamp in ages, would be great to see him release this one as a fundraiser for MSP mutual aid

Dropping Outfit right out of the gate? Well now I’m officially kicking myself

Oh damn, I’m on bath and bedtime duty but we gotta meet in the middle at the taco place

A bottomless bowl of chips and some thin-ass salsa could fix everything wrong with me right now

Still have yet to see a Ryman show, but it’s on the bucket list.

I got a slight urge to buy a ticket when I drove past the Armory earlier, but I‘ll prob listen at home. Saving my dad nights this month for Shannon/Narducy and Wednesday

Have fun. My phone reminded me that, on this date 10 years ago, I was at a Jason Isbell show in St. Augustine

Where are we at on my demographic of: looks like a Republican but has very militant views about labor rights?

Dude bought a hobby oyster farm with his Blackwater mercenary money and we’re supposed to act like he’s some background character in a Stephen King novel

These jokes are getting darn old.

Gopher hockey is on the local Fox affiliate here in Minnesota, so the most passionate of the conference’s hockey fanbases doesn’t have a reason to hate B1G+

If GPA was a big deal they wouldn’t be at Liberty to begin with

Dude was a Blackwater mercenary. He has no moral high ground

I‘m hopeful Harris can make some improvement, but I’m really skeptical Ozzie has another gear

This is a bit of a hot take, but I think the Braves finish below .500 this year.

Acuna is great. Sale is great. The bullpen will be good. But the rest of this team has some real potential to look like ass.

That’s awesome!

Ask Tennessee’s AD how betting on this mediocre-ass nepo baby worked out

It's wild to try and justify this war by arguing that Iran or Iran-backed proxies have been killing Americans since 1979 when we've taken absolutely no action against a Saudi royal family that funded the 9/11 attacks.

How was Angie supposed to know the Trump Administration would use the bill to enact an ethnic cleansing campaign? Its not like they wrote it down and openly campaigned on mass deportations.

Wild how just last week she was saying she didn’t regret her vote. Guess some new polls dropped

Yeah, but is Mike a prep school kid who wears a vintage Carhartt jacket to cosplay as a blue collar worker? Is he gonna keep an eye out for me and fellow working class Blackwater mercenaries?