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Thorpe Langton

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What the fuck is a β€œradical centristβ€œ supposed to be? Someone super passionate about means testing for limited social programs?

31.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the place on Snelling? Don’t think I’ve ever seen this

31.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol they're gonna hire Billy, aren't they?

31.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I know Louisiana well enough to say that if LSU botches this hire, Republicans are losing every competitive race in that state until there's another national title in the trophy case

31.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Landry out here answering the question of "What if Huey Long was a dumbass?"

31.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hank Aaron compares Republicans who oppose Obama to KKK On the anniversary of his record-breaking 715th career home run, Hank Aaron spoke out against the Republican party.

This has always been my go-to

30.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God protect Spencer Strider’s woke ass

30.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elton John trolls Mets after Braves sweep at concert The legendary rocker β€” and huge Braves fan β€” needled the Amazins in the middle of a concert in Nashville.

I offer you the most β€œwait, really?” fanhood I’ve ever encountered:

nypost.com/2022/10/03/e...

30.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was on his body for nearly 20 years. He either knew what it symbolized at the time he got it, learned what it symbolized after he got it (and then chose to keep it until it became a political issue for him), or he's a dumbass... neither of these are good options!

30.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used my college radio credentials to get a press pass for Georgia baseball and men’s/women’s basketball I loved writing gamers so much

30.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not demanding perfection. I'm demanding grown adults without Nazi tattoos

29.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gene Wilder--as Willy Wonka--ironically saying "Stop. Don't. Come back."

Gene Wilder--as Willy Wonka--ironically saying "Stop. Don't. Come back."

29.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen, Francesca! Let those among us without Nazi tattoos cast the first stone.

29.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I'm gonna be a big hero on Christmas (we sing Baby Beluga to our son in the bath, so it's a constant in our house)

29.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely wild that the father of two non-white kids is openly advocating for segregation

29.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marines turned Blackwater mercs probably have a better knowledge of military insignias and their meaning than the average American

29.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But why would I run for state house when my sheltered private school upbringing has entitled me to skip right to the Senate if I want?

29.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, if you’re built like Elon Musk, you cannot share opinions about what constitutes a hard man

29.10.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was not aware the Democratic establishment made him get a Nazi tattoo 20+ years ago

29.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally used to live on Georgia Avenue. Went to that Popeye's more frequently than I care to admit and went out in Shaw nearly every weekend.

28.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dipshit mayor didn't like that it was a magnet for homeless folks so they replaced it with a patch of grass that became a magnet for homeless folks.

28.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol of course this dude is like 5’6”

28.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd tell this loser to go back to Wisconsin, but he left that place after booking the Real World and hasn't looked back.

28.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have gone out to eat in DC no less than 100 times and I've never once been afraid of being shot or mugged.

28.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The point of youth sports is to teach kids life skills and build community.

Speaking as a washed-up D1 athlete... your kid is likely not gonna play in college. They're less likely to go to a P4 school, like me. They're sure as shit not going pro. Let them play on a team with their trans friend.

28.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Fairness"

Gavin, it's fuckin' middle school softball. Is it really worth demeaning a whole bunch of kids to protect the sanctity of Cloud Canyon Middle School's record books?

28.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hyacinth is our go-to for celebratory meals

28.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this idea

27.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might need to pick your brain on the mayoral candidates, because I have not paid attention to this race at all

27.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Daaammmn

I can't wait until I can wear nice clothes again

27.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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