Thorpe Langton

I thought I wouldn’t have to watch an alcoholic give an early morning press conference after Tom Homan said ICE was pulling out of MN

“I’ve never had to get a real job and I don’t want to start now!”

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How bummed do we think he is that he can’t just abandon his Senate campaign to airdrop into Tehran with his Blackwater buddies

Worked service industry jobs throughout college and law school and I think it was more formative to my litigation skills than any class I took.

The Royel Otis cover goes so hard

Legit question… How is a dude that didn’t get into *any* college and blamed that on affirmative action somehow considered a “hero in education”

I feel like there are some states whose common law makes falsely asserting someone has syphilis is defamation per se

Brain as smooth as that overly botoxed face

Shocked to learn the dude who only got into Harvard because his criminal-ass dad donated a building and only got out of Harvard because of rampant grade inflation isn’t the genius he held himself out to be.

As a former UGA track athlete, I’m insanely jealous. I also miss the old track and wish they’d have built an indoor facility

Who needs a rotation?!

Hung with so many South American kids in high school, Juanes has been in heavy rotation for 20+ years

Oh hell yes.

You should check his ACL performance if you haven’t seen it before

Wes, how much can I pay you for one I can fly in front of my house?

Today we said goodbye to our Bowie girl. She was perfectly imperfect in the ways all Pyrs can be: stubborn, loud, and occasionally unaware of her own size.

She battled cancer with bravery and was a good girl all the way through the finish line.

This is my succinct thought on Wurman: He either genuinely believes his argument (which would make him an absolute dumbass) or he’s knowingly peddling a bad faith argument.

I hope, for his sake, it’s just that he’s a fuckin’ moron

Derek Dooley grew up with every advantage imaginable and still wound up as one of the most deeply mediocre people you'd ever meet.

Why does Brian think he's gonna magically stop being a loser after 57 years?

two men wearing suits and top hats are standing next to each other . ALT: two men wearing suits and top hats are standing next to each other .

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We got rid of bullying and now the dweebs became too powerful

Genuinely looking forward to Guerin getting shitcanned after they get bounced in the first round again

Looking forward to Andy Brehm's next smarmy column in which he hopes we all forget that he welcomed Operation Metro Surge with open arms

I think this explains why they made no effort to recognize the killings of Good & Pretti and have said fuckall about ICE outside of signing on to that milquetoast corporate press release

I’m sorry, but counsel not catching that and submitting it as an exhibit deserves Rule 11 sanctions

Minnesota folks, anyone know where I could refer a family that’s looking for rent support?

My IG folks are starting to get a bit tapped out.

It’s wild that he’s got all that money and his face looks like a melted candle

Gotta get them resistance lib clicks, baby

The contrast b/w the Wild and Wolves is stark at this point:

Wolves held moments of silence for both Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Wild didn’t.

Wolves postponed their game on the day of the Pretti shooting. Wild didn’t.

This is big news for me and my boys in the former Blackwater mercenary community!