Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells

A still from a brisk commercial showing a claymation recreation of the film rocky with mickey pouring a can of iced tea into Rocky's mouth

this is a powerful image

gas station that says 24/7 smoke world with a cartoon monkey holding a gas pump at his mouth

closer shot of said cartoon monkey

gas station in virginia with a concerning edit of the danimals monkey

photo of lindt Dubai style chocolate display

me making poop to capitalize on trends

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How come im not meeting beautiful women while staying inside my house 90% of the month. WTF

Money is everything. The grind is everything 🤑 Sex is a distraction. Put down the controller (video games) and get to work building an empire that will make you tons of money long term. Its time to lock in. The less time you spend building your empire the more time you are wasting 👀🤑

the longer i dont have sex the more interested in crypto i become

Nintendo Switch 2 logo

Nintendo Switch 2 will have features.

2025 is the year of the Chinese

Hey even if this was a joke then it's still not funny! It's hard to detect sarcasm when it's in text only. Also jokes like these are cruel and crude. A lot of people really care for their pets man. Stick to jokes about killing people

me making poop

ariana grande the Mexican artist i like her

Thank you Pharaoh for your great song Happy